Jump to content
This site uses cookies! Learn More

This site uses cookies!

You can find a list of those cookies here: mysite.com/cookies

By continuing to use this site, you agree to allow us to store cookies on your computer. :)

Enzo Matrix

2020 GB Bunfight poll

2020 GB Bunfight  

178 members have voted

This poll is closed to new votes
  1. 1. Vote for up to SEVEN preferred options

    • British Post-war AFV
      39
    • A Kit You Built As A Kid
      69
    • Scandinavia
      73
    • Vietnam
      65
    • 90s NATO v Warsaw Pact In Europe
      53
    • Small Wars Take 2
      63
    • Interceptor
      77
    • Anything But Injection
      62
    • MTO GB III
      64
    • North American Aviation
      62
    • Yanks Abroad
      55
    • Stranger In Town
      36
    • Chopper / Helicopter / Autogyro / STOVL GB
      77
    • In The Navy
      93

  • Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.
  • Poll closed on 11/30/2019 at 11:59 PM

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, JOCKNEY said:

A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum. 


The doctors described his condition as stable.

 

Couldn't find any more nelliphant jokes for Rich !

But I can,

 

How do you hide an elephant in the jungle?

Paint his balls red and put it in a cherry tree.

 

Whats the loudest sound in the jungle?

Monkeys eating cherries. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, Kushan_Farsight said:

Didn't mean to cause any offense with any GB suggestions

You definitely didn't!  :) 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 hours ago, trickyrich said:

There's a gallery in each GB for completed builds, to be eligible to post in it you must have a build thread with some progress photos.......though there are some members...who will remain un-named, that have a habit of doing one update post before posting their completed builds!! Now who could that be.........??? :hmmm:

Can't imagine to whom you are referring.  :fraidnot:  But whoever he is, it sounds like he needs a jolly good KUTA. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Col. said:

Otherwise known as 'Doing an Enzo.' :lol:

 

Oi!  I'm standing right here, yannow!  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, Enzo Matrix said:

Oi!  I'm standing right here, yannow!  

No point in speaking about you behind your back when it's much funnier to say it out loud and get a reaction :tease:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

nodnodnod     He's got a point...!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've found my next victim........... :ninja:

 

....... @JOCKNEY....oh Pat???

 

Whats the difference between a smart Scottish man and a unicorn?

Nothing, they're both fictional characters

 

Why were the two Scottish gals travelling in London wee weed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

 

............................ :ninja:
 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

 

A carrot!

 

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"

The other turned and shouted

 

"Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What kind of car does an egg drive?

 

A Yolkswagen!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

 

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

 It wasn’t raining.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
53 minutes ago, Hockeyboy76 said:

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!

 

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

 It wasn’t raining.

2 elephant jokes that Rich missed.!

 

Outstanding  😁

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, JOCKNEY said:

2 elephant jokes that Rich missed.!

 

Outstanding  😁

.......no I didn't........have just moved on to Bum jokes........

 

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

 

What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”

 

........................... :ninja:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

 

Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!

 

Can't think why i thought of you Rich 😉

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:tease:

 

How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing into it.


Why do the Scots make better lovers than the Germans?

Because Scots are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second.

 

Whats the difference between Cinderella and the Scotland football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 hours ago, JOCKNEY said:

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

Pull down your pants and show him your nuts

Although I’m still cackling in laughter on the floor, Mrs RL has just said ‘That’s disgusting!’... see what I’ve gotta put up with!! 
 

Q. Why are the Greeks bad at playing Football (Soccer)? 
A. Cause every time they get a corner, they put a Fish n’ Chip shop on it! 
 

Cheers.. Dave 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

 

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones

and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's the jungle animals' World Cup Final - the Elephants versus the Ants.

It's two goals each with just seconds to go before the end of extra time.  It looks like it's going to penalties.

 

And then suddenly, the Ants' star striker makes a break for it -  he's on the edge of the box and the only thing between him and the goal is the Elephant goalkeeper.

The goalie doesn't hesitate - he knows what has to done.  Splat!  He stamps on Ant striker, who's squashed flat.

 

The referee blows his whistle and rushes over to the Elephant goalie, red card in hand.  The Elephant is standing there distraught, in floods of tears. He's inconsolable.

'Why are you so upset?' asks the ref.  'It was a professional foul, you must expect a red card'

 

'I know' sobs the Elephant goalie, 'but I only meant to trip him up'.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...