pigsty Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Girder: that German bloke who wrote Faust Infer: where fleas live Loft: not fure where it if 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ian- Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 First degree murder - a group of well educated crows 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Malteser: an advert for a shopping centre Penny: full of pens Relegate: a scandal involving your family 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circloy Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Goof - Group of old farts Railway Modeller - small person with a one track mind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ian- Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Putin - a Russian chamber pot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Sable: to mention a cow Shampoo: a plastic dog turd Soporific: a really bad flood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qn30jEkPz7 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Minimise: ocular degeneration caused by peering too long at sheet music 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Minimum - What Sandi Toksvig's sons call her. Minimal - A small man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qn30jEkPz7 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Algorithm: Pulse of the former US vice president and presidential candidate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Taint: opposite of ‘tis Tint: a canvas shelter in New Zealand Titmouse: helps you find rude stuff on the interweb 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 Why aye. Geordie broadband. Cardiology...The study of knitwear. Caustic....Good heavens...a twig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpion Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Some colourful ones magenta : my Italian husband carmine : hole in the ground from which automobiles are extracted sepia : spot a jetty crimson : time to watch The Bill lavender : the last turd before the flush violet : a small stringed instrument ochre : abbreviated expletive 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Viable: through a cow Warble: that’s my cow! Amenable: a tight-fisted cow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 paramedic = someone who fixes up parachutes pothole = the cupboard where you store your cooking pots 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Attenuate: you had brunch Binge: where Sean Connery putsh hizh washte Comatose: tidying up very hairy feet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 Shrubbery - The reason for Sean Connery sending his chicken back to the kitchen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted May 7, 2021 Author Share Posted May 7, 2021 Arsenic - A slight accident with the lady shave. Hemlock - A device to stop groping hands. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Gordon Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Bumbling - Shiny fings for ones posterior. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpion Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Audacity : the number of executive German cars which will fit into the showroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Puff Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 On 5/22/2021 at 1:34 AM, Chimpion said: Audacity : the number of executive German cars which will fit into the showroom. None with working indicators ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Gordon Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Lavish-Resembles a toilet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorfinn Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Disaster: Did you hear about the lady who backed into a spinning propeller? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Gordon Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Tramp Steamer-Device for cooking vagrants. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted July 1, 2021 Author Share Posted July 1, 2021 Herbicide - The murder of a VW Beetle. Wye Aye - Geordie wifi. Geranium - What florists shout when they jump out of a plane. Icicle - A small bike made by Apple. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted July 30, 2021 Author Share Posted July 30, 2021 Sycophant - Dumbo with covid. Ransom - I didn't walk all the way. Tapestry - What the Spanish grow their appetisers on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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