Bullbasket Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 If Samuel Johnson can do it, so can I. Here are three to start it off; Distinguished. What Jamaicans say after splatting a fly. Feckless. A celibate Irishman. Cogitate. Art gallery for pensioners. By all means, contribute. John. 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Ah, good - Uxbridge English Dictionary … Hoarding: a tart’s doorbell Wouldn’t it: primitive breast implant Allegro: one side of a millipede 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Gordon Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Incontinent-on holiday 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidave4 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Copper nitrate: Policemans shift pay. Acoustic: What a Scottish farmer uses to control his cattle. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Creche - an RTA in the posh side of town 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 Bomb bay. What they used to call Mumbai. Represent. A dislike of salesmen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigdave22014 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Catastrophe - a winning feline. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) Catalogue. The aftermath of a cat's constipation. Catatonic. What you give to a cat when it isn't well. Edited October 10, 2019 by Bullbasket 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Aerodrome: a chocolate bar that tastes the same whichever end you eat it from Algorithm: dancing seaweed Appointment: cream for the relief of iPhone thumb 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Rodent: Pothole 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 Melancholy; Fruit eating sheep dog. Semi Retired. Only putting new rubber on two wheels of the car. Alcohol; A vacation in a pub. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentwaters81tfw Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Potash: Residue after smoking a joint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhouse Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Trampoline - liquid for cleaning vagrants 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhouse Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Splinter - very fast Japanese runner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhouse Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Creche - road traffic accident in Kensington (meaningless to those outside the UK, I'm afraid!) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stever219 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Conundrum, prisoner playing percussion. Philistine, give a German a beer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhouse Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Cormorant - vociferous complaint about a mild curry 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Baltimore: second helpings of curry Barrier: more like Barry Bigamy: I’ve put on weight, haven’t I? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Puff Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Bigamy - much generosity on my part. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Cacti: really rubbish neckwear Camp bed: “ooh, just look at the pillows on that!” Capitalism: SHOUTING ON THE INTERWEB 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_W Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Overhaul. One piece mechanics suit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigsty Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Definite: I said, I can’t hear you Diagnostic: not really believing in the Welsh Doorknob: a bouncer 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Abundance; Waltzing in the bakery, or still jiving a 8 months pregnant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Belbin Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Prima Donna - my first kebab 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullbasket Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Chocolate; To collect and combine information using cocoa beans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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