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If Samuel Johnson can do it, so can I. Here are three to start it off;

Distinguished. What Jamaicans say after splatting a fly.

Feckless. A celibate Irishman.

Cogitate. Art gallery for pensioners.

By all means, contribute.

 

John. 

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Ah, good - Uxbridge English Dictionary

 

Hoarding: a tart’s doorbell

Wouldn’t it: primitive breast implant

Allegro: one side of a millipede

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Copper nitrate:    Policemans shift pay.

 

Acoustic:    What a Scottish farmer uses to control his cattle.

 

 

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Bomb bay. What they used to call Mumbai.

Represent. A dislike of salesmen.

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Catalogue. The aftermath of a cat's constipation.

Catatonic. What you give to a cat when it isn't well.

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Aerodrome: a chocolate bar that tastes the same whichever end you eat it from

Algorithm: dancing seaweed

Appointment: cream for the relief of iPhone thumb

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Melancholy; Fruit eating sheep dog.

Semi Retired. Only putting new rubber on two wheels of the car.

Alcohol;  A vacation in a pub.

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Potash:  Residue after smoking a joint.

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Creche - road traffic accident in Kensington (meaningless to those outside the UK, I'm afraid!)

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Cormorant - vociferous complaint about a mild curry

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Baltimore: second helpings of curry

Barrier: more like Barry

Bigamy: I’ve put on weight, haven’t I?

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Cacti: really rubbish neckwear

Camp bed: “ooh, just look at the pillows on that!”

Capitalism: SHOUTING ON THE INTERWEB

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Definite: I said, I can’t hear you

Diagnostic: not really believing in the Welsh

Doorknob: a bouncer

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Abundance; Waltzing in the bakery, or still jiving a 8 months pregnant.

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Chocolate; To collect and combine information using cocoa beans.

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