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Sandlapper

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Reminds me of a line from the immortal Lonnie Donegan's Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight): "If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?"

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When you buy cured bacon, do you ever wonder what it had in the first place? 

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16 hours ago, cngaero said:

When you buy cured bacon, do you ever wonder what it had in the first place? 

Oh no... what if it wasn’t completely cured!

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5 hours ago, Sandlapper said:

Oh no... what if it wasn’t completely cured!

Ooooh, that's a point. 

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Can you under cook a food that can be eaten raw? (My wife asked this in reference to some carrots she had prepared)

 

If your cat has been terminally ill for two years is he really terminally ill? 

 

Could the cat above be described as on his eighth life?

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2 hours ago, Sandlapper said:

Can you under cook a food that can be eaten raw? (My wife asked this in reference to some carrots she had prepared)

Joking aside; yes you can and it can be dangerous to your health to do so.

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4 hours ago, Sandlapper said:

If your cat has been terminally ill for two years is he really terminally ill? 

well, the cat will die... so she's terminal for sure...

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On 10/17/2018 at 2:22 AM, Sandlapper said:

If smoking is bad for you why does it cure salmon?🤔

Maybe this is because by people's 

and salmon's

have different smoke dealers?

Judging by this picture:

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smoky dealers for

salmon are more cool than smoky

dealers for

people's !

😉😁

 

B.R.

Serge

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My niece married a fellow named Wolfe. On our Christmas Eve celebration we were waithing for them plus their child and the question came up: are the Wolfes on the way or are the Wolves on their way? If their surname happened to be Goose would the Gooses or Geese be on the way? 

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On 10/22/2018 at 3:51 AM, Sandlapper said:

Oh no... what if it wasn’t completely cured!

So, if a disease isn’t contagious, how do you catch it in the first place?

 

Graham

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