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Short Jokes III - Worst in the Series

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7 hours ago, cngaero said:

The passing out parade was a low key event. 

you're a barrel of laughs

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2 hours ago, bentwaters81tfw said:

you're a barrel of laughs

Just my way of passing the day, old chum. 

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Just seen a Seagull carefully keeping two meters distance from a human being.

 

Laurie

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26 minutes ago, LaurieS said:

Just seen a Seagull carefully keeping two meters distance from a human being.

 

Laurie

Bet that was vertically …….. then the heavens opened.

 

Dick

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5 minutes ago, jenko said:

Bet that was vertically …….. then the heavens opened.

 

Dick

Exactly Dick they have there own Vaccine called anti viral poo. Very potent.

 

Should be OK they keep dropping it on our balcony.  Safety in numbers you know.

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53 minutes ago, LaurieS said:

Just seen a Seagull carefully keeping two meters distance from a human being.

 

Laurie

Said human being obviously didn't have any chips in his hand.

 

John.

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The amount of jokes about coronavirus has reached worrying numbers.


Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic.

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Just now, Bullbasket said:

Said human being obviously didn't have any chips in his hand.

 

John.

Wow no we are on the sea front with a cafe below.

 

Umberella, off white, is the best defensive item.

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You all know that feeling, when you're sitting on the loo and you realise that you've run out of paper and have to do that waddle with your trousers around your ankles to go and get a new roll............ Well I'm halfway to Sainsburys now. 

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Boris Johnson has achieved what no person has ever managed, what no one thought possible

 

He ended the DFS sale. 
 

Cheers,

 

Nigel

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At difficult times such as these you begin to see what your friends are made of.

 

Meat, mostly... :eat:

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I was chatting to my neighbour this morning. I said

 

CAN YOU HEAR ME FROM OVER THERE??

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Did he take a fence ??

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Only when I asked him about his ‘rash’!

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My eldest son walking down Jersey's high street. Told him to take no chances.

 

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Well, no-one's going to catch anything from HIM ...

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Has anyone told him that his dog’s run off?

 

Trevor

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12 hours ago, Max Headroom said:

Has anyone told him that his dog’s run off?

 

 

Trevor he has 3 huskies & is as mad as a hatter. Takes after his mother.

 

You can see my problem Trevor I married a nutty women who gave birth to a nutty eldest son (I had little to do with it)

who waltzs around the world with 3 huskies.

 

Fortunate I have 2 sensible daughters & a younger son who adore me as I am so sensible except for the mistake above :yahoo::yahoo:

 

Laurie

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Single man with own toilet roll seeks fun loving lady with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.

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6 minutes ago, GordonD said:

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Oh very funny Gordon still giggling.

 

Laurie

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5 hours ago, GordonD said:

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Best one yet. 

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The UK government is hiring all the football (soccer) medics they can. They reckon as these medics, who can make a life-threatening crippling injury on the sports field disappear in a few minutes, might come up with an antidote for this virus inside a few hours

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