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trickydicky210

MALE LOGIC

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>> A great example of Flawless Male logic —

>> 

>> This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there.

>> Woman: “Do you drink beer”?

>> Man: “Yes”.

>> Woman: “How many beers a day”?

>>

>> Man: “Usually about three”.

>>

>> Woman: “How much do you pay per beer”?

>>

>> Man: “$5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)”.

>>

>> Woman: “And how long have you been drinking”?

>>

>> Man: “About 20 years, I suppose”.

>>

>> Woman: “So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which

>> puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately $5400, correct”?

>>

>> Man: “Sounds Correct”.

>>

>> Woman: “If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation,

>> over the past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct”?

>>

>> Man: “Again, sounds about right”.

>>

>> Woman: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money

>> could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after

>> accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have

>> now bought an airplane”?

>>

>> Man: “Could be true. Do you drink beer”?

>>

>> Woman: “No”.

>>

>> Man: “Where is your airplane”?

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I once had the difference in male/female logic explained to me thusly:

 

Men will pay £50 for a £35 tool because they need it.

Women will pay £35 for a £50 handbag because it's on sale.

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15 hours ago, trickydicky210 said:

>> A great example of Flawless Male logic —

>> 

>> This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there.

>> Woman: “Do you drink beer”?

>> Man: “Yes”.

>> Woman: “How many beers a day”?

>>

>> Man: “Usually about three”.

>>

>> Woman: “How much do you pay per beer”?

>>

>> Man: “$5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)”.

>>

>> Woman: “And how long have you been drinking”?

>>

>> Man: “About 20 years, I suppose”.

>>

>> Woman: “So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which

>> puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately $5400, correct”?

>>

>> Man: “Sounds Correct”.

>>

>> Woman: “If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation,

>> over the past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct”?

>>

>> Man: “Again, sounds about right”.

>>

>> Woman: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money

>> could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after

>> accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have

>> now bought an airplane”?

>>

>> Man: “Could be true. Do you drink beer”?

>>

>> Woman: “No”.

>>

>> Man: “Where is your airplane”?

orsum

13 hours ago, Admiral Puff said:

Man spends rest of life in dog's kennel ...

even more orsum

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true... very true

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