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2 hours ago, Scimitar said:

My solution..Paveway IV.

Sensible policies for a better Britain!

2 hours ago, Terry1954 said:

Just think of it like INS on steroids.......... 😁

Not even sure how one of those works.

2 hours ago, Scimitar said:

One of these

satnav-distraction-teaser_z-shape.jpg

That just about sums it up for me.

1 hour ago, stevehnz said:

Recalculating...........urkkk!!! :D

Steve.

 

I am convinced there is a woman somewhere that does all the irritating voices for modern technology. Has anyone else noticed that it is always the same voice? She must be a multi-millionairess by now.I had cause to use a friend's sat nav once and got so irritated by the voice that in the end I had to warn him that the moment she said "unexpected item in bagging area" his machine was going over the side of Sarah-Jane.

 

Martian 👽

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1 hour ago, Martian Hale said:

.I had cause to use a friend's sat nav once and got so irritated by the voice that in the end

A few years back I changed the voice to that of Homer Simpson before I returned the device. Friend never commented so I guess he preferred it.

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1 hour ago, gingerbob said:

Did it say "Doh!" when the driver didn't follow directions?

If it was Homer Simpson I very much doubt that it knew where it was or even what country it was in!

 

Martian 👽

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3 hours ago, gingerbob said:

Did it say "Doh!"

Yes..then went into a rant because we didn't follow the instructions.

(They had built a tunnel through the mountain but Homer wanted us to drive up and over it. It had only just opened so I let him off)

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1 hour ago, bigbadbadge said:

Looking good Martian great job with the Milliput. 

 

All the best
Chris

Thanks Chris but the delay may have put the kybosh on her making Telford this year.

56 minutes ago, Scimitar said:

Yes..then went into a rant because we didn't follow the instructions.

(They had built a tunnel through the mountain but Homer wanted us to drive up and over it. It had only just opened so I let him off)

It could have been worse, it might of done some of those Marge Simpson growls that, incidentally Mrs Martian is getting way too good at! 😟

 

Hen Pecked of Mars 👽

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My band is recording tomorrow and Sunday so I'm turning in now but before I do, I feel that I must congratulate you all on the quite exceptional standard of silliness displayed today. With such contributions, there no chance whatsoever of this thread becoming stale. I tip my chapeau to you all.

 

Humbled of Mars 👽

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On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 1:36 PM, Martian Hale said:

Sensible policies for a better Britain!

Not even sure how one of those works.

That just about sums it up for me.

I am convinced there is a woman somewhere that does all the irritating voices for modern technology. Has anyone else noticed that it is always the same voice? She must be a multi-millionairess by now.I had cause to use a friend's sat nav once and got so irritated by the voice that in the end I had to warn him that the moment she said "unexpected item in bagging area" his machine was going over the side of Sarah-Jane.

 

Martian 👽

Usually, i use the mute mode...

Now in french we can also choose the voice and expressions of the Sgt Hartmann, I think it's available.

fmj16-hartman-lead

In English too….:whistle:

And it make your trip more funny !!

Sincerely.

CC

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17 hours ago, Martian Hale said:

With such contributions, there no chance whatsoever of this thread becoming stale. I tip my chapeau to you all.

 

Phew, for a second there I thought you tipped your chateau!

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1 hour ago, corsaircorp said:

Usually, i use the mute mode...

Now in french we can also choose the voice and expressions of the Sgt Hartmann, I think it's available.

fmj16-hartman-lead

In English too….:whistle:

And it make your trip more funny !!

Sincerely.

CC

Still good old Ordnance Survey for this alien.🗺️

 

Martian 👽

55 minutes ago, gingerbob said:

 

Phew, for a second there I thought you tipped your chateau!

Please try and pay attention that Earthling!

 

Martian 👽

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23 minutes ago, charlie_c67 said:

If Martian wants to tip me his chateau in the Dordogne I will gladly accept it.... 

I wasn't aware I had one. Can somebody let me know where it is please?

 

Martian 👽 (Apparently Lord of some unspecified place in France) 

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