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That candle could be VERY dangerous......and I do hope he doesn't need to go during the night and forget the seat's down.....:o

 

Ian

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Did anybody tell the bloke next door that Tony knows we're here?

 

That dog doesn't look very happy

 

His Rottweiler isn't much fun either...

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What have I got to bring along? Hmmm... lemme fink... a sledge hammer, some cold chisels, and a welding unit. That should take care of The Baron's safe - at least by the time he gets back. As I can no longer drink alcohol, I will have to bring along some ginger beer or orange juice. And potato chips ('crisps', to you lot).

 

Party time! :) :partytime::):partytime::) 

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Is that smoke?

 

 

 

 

Can I smell burning?

 

 

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Phew

 

Not burning, some beggar's been smoking in here

 

The burly fire fighter has given us the all clear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Burly fire fighter put in the narrative for our lady members who,I'm told like that sort of thing...  More of a Old time Vicki Michelle fan meself)

 

But the tale's afoot...

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Bring some more dancing girls to give the belly dancers a break.

 

 

 

 

Martian

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On 26/06/2017 at 0:04 AM, Martian Hale said:

 

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That has to be from the C-119A version?

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3 hours ago, 71chally said:

That has to be from the C-119A version?

Maybe from the C-82...

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29 minutes ago, Convair said:

Maybe from the C-82...

 

Must have cost a packet.

 

:coat: 

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1 hour ago, TonyTiger66 said:

 

Must have cost a packet.

 

:coat: 

The baron is going to be well pleased to come back to jokes as bad as that!

 

Martian

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34 minutes ago, Martian Hale said:

The baron is going to be well pleased to come back to jokes as bad as that!

 

Martian

 

What do you call two thieves :hmmm: ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pair of knickers :lol: :guitar: 

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10 hours ago, Martian Hale said:

Bring some more dancing girls to give the belly dancers a break.

 

 

 

 

Martian

Has Tony worn them out already? For Pete's sake, man, leave some for the rest of us!

 Anyone fancy a Devil's Purse ESB? A fine beer from a small brewery just up the road from me, thought I'd bring some for those who appreciate such things!

 

 

mmmm, hotdog time. I hope the onions are nicely fried.....

 

 

Ian

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11 minutes ago, limeypilot said:

Has Tony worn them out already? For Pete's sake, man, leave some for the rest of us!

 Anyone fancy a Devil's Purse ESB? A fine beer from a small brewery just up the road from me, thought I'd bring some for those who appreciate such things!

 

 

mmmm, hotdog time. I hope the onions are nicely fried.....

 

 

Ian

Hot dogs and beer, what's not to like? Bring them along!

 

Martian

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What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

 

 

 

 

:toilet: 

 

 

 

 

Work it out with a pencil.

 

:fool: 

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43 minutes ago, TonyTiger66 said:

What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

 

 

 

 

:toilet: 

 

 

 

 

Work it out with a pencil.

 

:fool: 

Which end?

 

Ian

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Anyway, this dyslexic man walked into a bra..

 

 

:whistle: 

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Godamighty, it's 1962 and I'm back in form 2z at St Phil's...

 

Which one of you is Pigeon.S, you git?

 

I owe you a Chinese burn or two

 

 

 

With a pencil indeed. 

 

 

 

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I just found out what DNA stands for....National Association of Dyslexics!

 

Ian

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Damn, are we out of wine again? Who's turn is it to go to the 'offy? 

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what's the difference between a rabbit and a hare ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

you can pull a hair out of a rabbits bum

 

 

but you can't pull a rabbit out of a.... oh never mind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, that one went down like a lead balloon, thanks Hendie!

I've been a bit distracted by trying to update some of my old PB links, but back to the party now. Oh, and I picked up some wine on the way back. When are the band starting?

 Tony, any more hotdogs on that barbie?

 

 

Ian

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