Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I misread and thought you said balaclavas! Trevor 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Max Headroom said: I misread and thought you said balaclavas! Trevor We had a bit of fun with those too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Oh that was you in the Primark sock heist! Trevor 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Max Headroom said: Oh that was you in the Primark sock heist! Trevor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-FAAWAFU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Sheesh. When's the Baron back? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexN Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 None too soon, I suspect, Ex-FAAWAFU - none too soon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 The carpet bloke is here to measure up. Do we want metric or imperial? How old is this house anyway? I mean, who has dungeons nowadays? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Might it be better to wait til the plasterer has finished the ballroom ceiling? We were lucky to have been able to match the kitchen tiles after all Are you still going for dramatic black and white Hammer Horror effect carpet, the one with the phoney perspective lines woven in? I don't think I can drink in there again if you do, the illusion will make me feel a 'need to heave' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I believe this is what's needed for the ballroom Trevor 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Do we have any bananas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJ_757 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 On 06/07/2017 at 07:23, Max Headroom said: I was walking past and heard a noise and came in to investigate. I think you need a few bin bags to clear up the mess. And who painted the bath heliotrope? Trevor heliotrope? Is that even a colour? Mind you, have been very brave today, went cushion shopping with the wife, she mentioned all sorts of colours like teal, cerise and a whole heap more, think she was making them up!! Didn't have the heart to tell her if it isn't dark earth or sky then I'm not really interested! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 48 minutes ago, HomerJ_757 said: heliotrope? Is that even a colour? Trevor 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 My friend Robyn has popped in. Brought a few bottles of mead. Going to play us a few songs . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-FAAWAFU Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, HomerJ_757 said: Didn't have the heart to tell her if it isn't dark earth or sky then I'm not really interested! And Extra Dark Sea Grey, obvs 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 But that won't match the avocado bathroom suite. And, did we find a replacement for the orange shagpile? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Lino? Trevor the first person mention toilet humour gets to spend a week in Newport Pagnall services 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Hmmm, washable, but a tad busy for my taste. Got anything more 1960's Co-op? The second person gets two weeks. And no toilet privileges during daylight. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJ_757 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just had this delivered, think someone got the address wrong. www.fusionliving.co.uk/images/products/zoom/1352324825-41414200.jpg As have I! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I've been in the attic with Melisa. Her pilaf was very nice. Unfortunately we've ripped a bit of the flock wallpaper (flailing high heels) and spilled mead on the shag pile . Does anyone know where we can get a roll of 1973 'curry house burgundy' flock? Yours hopefully TonyT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete in Lincs Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 There's half a roll under the stairs. Some joker put cheese in it though. There's a pretty pickle. Ahem. Is Melisa related to Samantha? http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjlwams8vfUAhWoDMAKHY6lD7EQFggiMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fculture%2Ftvandradio%2F10914419%2FIm-Sorry-I-Havent-a-Clue-smuttiest-jokes.html&usg=AFQjCNGEnYrmIhhMh8wQBrN7u1KDyMLpRA And... http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjlwams8vfUAhWoDMAKHY6lD7EQFggwMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ivorysky.com%2Fisihac%2Fsamantha-has-to-go-now-40-43.php&usg=AFQjCNFV-iSUPNt8QKdvCJaaCYswVCreqA 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, TonyTiger66 said: I've been in the attic with Melisa. Her pilaf was very nice. I've only got insulation in my attic. What are the thermal qualities of rice in general? Trevor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJ_757 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Max Headroom said: I've only got insulation in my attic. What are the thermal qualities of rice in general? Trevor Is the rice cooked? Be hell to pay if it gets stuck to the insulation! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, HomerJ_757 said: Is the rice cooked? Be hell to pay if it gets stuck to the insulation! Long grain, basmati, brown? The parameters need to be narrowed here people. Trevor Isn't this a modelling thread????? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomoshenko Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Glad you've sorted the lino out Trevor. Just as well cos after it got trashed someone dropped the soap on the floor, I had to get a mate round from he pub to re-decorate. Conveniently he didn't have much work on and was really cheap (can't think why) and this is the finished job. A nice rustic look, reckon Tony and Mrs B will thank us and be well chuffed. A little avocado paint and that lino will really set it off. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJ_757 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Modelling, scmodelling! Speaking of which, how's the party downstairs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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