hendie Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 or you could face serious consequences 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 And if he wants his bedroom ensuite...... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 (edited) That candle could be VERY dangerous......and I do hope he doesn't need to go during the night and forget the seat's down..... Ian Edited June 26, 2017 by limeypilot 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Did anybody tell the bloke next door that Tony knows we're here? That dog doesn't look very happy His Rottweiler isn't much fun either... 🍻🍺🍻🍷🍸🍻🍺🍻🍷🍻🍺🍷🍔🍟🍔🍮🍕💩🎆🎈🐛🐜🍷🍻🍺🍸🍹🍻🍷🍹🍺 Oops! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexN Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 What have I got to bring along? Hmmm... lemme fink... a sledge hammer, some cold chisels, and a welding unit. That should take care of The Baron's safe - at least by the time he gets back. As I can no longer drink alcohol, I will have to bring along some ginger beer or orange juice. And potato chips ('crisps', to you lot). Party time! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Is that smoke? Can I smell burning? 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚔🚓🚑🚑🚑🚑🚒🚒 Phew Not burning, some beggar's been smoking in here The burly fire fighter has given us the all clear (Burly fire fighter put in the narrative for our lady members who,I'm told like that sort of thing... More of a Old time Vicki Michelle fan meself) But the tale's afoot... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Bring some more dancing girls to give the belly dancers a break. Martian 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
71chally Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 26/06/2017 at 0:04 AM, Martian Hale said: That has to be from the C-119A version? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convair Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 hours ago, 71chally said: That has to be from the C-119A version? Maybe from the C-82... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, Convair said: Maybe from the C-82... Must have cost a packet. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 hour ago, TonyTiger66 said: Must have cost a packet. The baron is going to be well pleased to come back to jokes as bad as that! Martian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 34 minutes ago, Martian Hale said: The baron is going to be well pleased to come back to jokes as bad as that! Martian What do you call two thieves ? A pair of knickers 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Martian Hale said: Bring some more dancing girls to give the belly dancers a break. Martian Has Tony worn them out already? For Pete's sake, man, leave some for the rest of us! Anyone fancy a Devil's Purse ESB? A fine beer from a small brewery just up the road from me, thought I'd bring some for those who appreciate such things! mmmm, hotdog time. I hope the onions are nicely fried..... Ian 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, limeypilot said: Has Tony worn them out already? For Pete's sake, man, leave some for the rest of us! Anyone fancy a Devil's Purse ESB? A fine beer from a small brewery just up the road from me, thought I'd bring some for those who appreciate such things! mmmm, hotdog time. I hope the onions are nicely fried..... Ian Hot dogs and beer, what's not to like? Bring them along! Martian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? Work it out with a pencil. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 43 minutes ago, TonyTiger66 said: What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? Work it out with a pencil. Which end? Ian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTiger66 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Anyway, this dyslexic man walked into a bra.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Godamighty, it's 1962 and I'm back in form 2z at St Phil's... Which one of you is Pigeon.S, you git? I owe you a Chinese burn or two With a pencil indeed. 🐛🐛🐛🐜🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐜🐜🐛🐜🐜🐛🐜 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I just found out what DNA stands for....National Association of Dyslexics! Ian 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 io! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedB Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Damn, are we out of wine again? Who's turn is it to go to the 'offy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookytooth Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Not mine, I went down last time .... Simon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Stevens Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) Where is The Baron's place,it sounds like a good party. Edited June 30, 2017 by Kenny Stevens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendie Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 what's the difference between a rabbit and a hare ? you can pull a hair out of a rabbits bum but you can't pull a rabbit out of a.... oh never mind 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) Well, that one went down like a lead balloon, thanks Hendie! I've been a bit distracted by trying to update some of my old PB links, but back to the party now. Oh, and I picked up some wine on the way back. When are the band starting? Tony, any more hotdogs on that barbie? Ian Edited July 2, 2017 by limeypilot 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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