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Tzulscha

Short Jokes II The Sequel

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Two psychiatrists meet in the elevator:

- Hey, Jeff! Haven't seen you a while. How am I doing?

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“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

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My wife is a teacher and she came home on Friday and said there had been a kidnapping at the school.

 

I asked her how they resolved it.

 

She said they gave the little fella a cup of coffee and he stayed awake for the rest of the day....
 

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years....................I didn't want to interrupt her!

 

John.

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The six of clubs

 

Sorry, my mind is playing tricks

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Might not be on the Forum for a bit. The Police are after me regarding the theft of an inflatable mattress.

 

I've gotta Lilo. 

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22 hours ago, Bigdave22014 said:

John, please take care packing that one away - it is an antique after all....

Old 'ens are the best.

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My next door neighbour has stolen my garden gate.

 

I'd speak to him about it but he might take offence.

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.-Do you do everything your wife asks you to...????

.-Of course, NO:..........

.-Wow......that's a true man....

.-No,...not enough time....

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I just shocked my postman by going to the door naked.

 

I don't know what surprised him more - the fact that I was naked, or that I know where he lives.

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