RMP2 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Do you lie awake at night worrying about aligning multitudes of ordanance on TERs? Do your walls have head shaped dents from every prior attempt of mounting triplets of Mk82s? Sick of stabbing no. 4 blades in your eyes after triple Maverick troubles? Have you crawled, weeping from your man cave jibbering on about "Matra pods should only be mounted in singles..."? Are there puddles of dribble on and under your build bench from the 328th failed attempt to get those three cluster bombs all nice and straight? WELL DRIBBLE AND CRY NO MORE MY FRIENDS AND FELLOW MODELLERS!! THE ANSWER IS HERE!! With no moving parts... 100% reusable... 100% adjustable... 100% brand universal... Guaranteed unbreakable... May I present (drum roll).......... THE TER JIG!!!! Yours for the special offer introductory price of £49.99 (excl VAT and P&P. Rocket pods TERs and sway bars not included). Watch out for our future releases! A sneek preview is below. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon382 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Cheap at twice the price! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 To say that is a timely tip is like saying that you couldn't have suggested this at a better time! Which is, errr, like the same thing I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Av8fan Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Mike the TV Reboot. A bit loud. Volume warning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uW9AFyS4I Good idea re the Ter Jig lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertom Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngstROM Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Well, they say the first £million is always the hardest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moaning dolphin Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 No idea what a TER is but I will take 6! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 9, 2015 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 Triple Ejector Rack. TERrible things. Response so far has been TERrific. Hurry, cure your triple ordanance TERatoligical malodies now! Ok, Ill stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo the Magnificent Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Mike the TV Reboot. Alphanumeric!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blogs On Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I Jibber and Dribble and even Whibble! But I don't think that TERs are my problem!!!!!??!! Still........damn good idea. Blogs off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selwyn Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Err................ if that's for your Brit Phantom it's probably indelicate to tell you that the RAF used Carrier Bomb Triple Ejector (CBTE) on their F4's and not TER's? Selwyn (Running for cover, and not mentioning the Rocket pods.........) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) I know... but finding some CBTEs is a little tricky. Besides, theyre based on the TER are they not? And can barely be seen behind the unmentionables and under the pylon. Still undecided re the Phantom. Its sporting an EMI pod, but apparently thats wrong on XT898. I cant win. Good job its just a plastic toy plane and not a real one, eh? Edited November 10, 2015 by RMP2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAA72 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I know... but finding some CBTEs is a little tricky. Besides, theyre based on the TER are they not? And can barely be seen behind the unmentionables and under the pylon. Still undecided re the Phantom. Its sporting an EMI pod, but apparently thats wrong on XT898. I cant win. Good job its just a plastic toy plane and not a real one, eh? Why's the EMI pod wrong? Is it because '898's a twin-sticker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 So Im told. But... Thats 898 with one fitted. Press photo perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selwyn Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I know... but finding some CBTEs is a little tricky. Besides, theyre based on the TER are they not? And can barely be seen behind the unmentionables and under the pylon. Still undecided re the Phantom. Its sporting an EMI pod, but apparently thats wrong on XT898. I cant win. Good job its just a plastic toy plane and not a real one, eh? I was just being cheeky. Yet again! Selwyn (Sat giggling in the corner!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darby Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Will UHU White Tack work as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAA72 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 So Im told. But... Thats 898 with one fitted. Press photo perhaps? Nice one! I've just read your for inspection thread, and never knew that the pod's seemingly couldn't be carried, by a twin-sticker, but the camera can't lie! So even if it was a press photo, you can justifiably prove that this aircraft did even if only briefly. I wonder why the squadron didn't have a single sticker available? Maybe they'd all been transferred out as the Jaguar had been delivered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Will UHU White Tack work as well? Depends on the type of rocket pods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) Maybe they'd all been transferred out as the Jaguar had been delivered? Different squadron, but looks like they got to have a little play together. A "V". Edited November 10, 2015 by RMP2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
At Sea Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Brilliant idea. :-) On the subject of twin stick aircraft not carrying a recce pod the only reason I can think of practically would be that the extra instrumentation required to fly the aircraft from the back seat would use up space used for the control of the pod. Photos are often mis-leading when staged as there are plenty of 'cold-war' propaganda pics taken of aircraft carrying stores which they are not plumbed for. "Aircraft X can do mach 2, has a range of 2500miles and can carry 2 gaziliion weapons extrenally (*but only do one of these things one at a time)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMP2 Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Just odd to use the "wrong" aircraft. Completely agree re staged photos though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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