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ufo's at glasgow and not a drink in sight.


Pilgrim_UK

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I read the cockpit to tower recording. The captain said something was below them, and TCAS didn't go off. I presume that it wasn't another commercial flight, as TCAS is used on commercial flights. Not military aircraft of ourselves. They claimed it was larger than a ballon, but couldn't recognise or make out a shape of an aircraft.

Spooky. There's probably a rational explanation for it. But blow me if I know what it is!! And reports like this can often spell the end of commercial pilots job prospects, so to report this must be taken seriously.

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I'm a sky scraper wean, I live on the ninteenth floor
But I'm no goin' oot tae play any more.
'Cause since we moved to oor new house I'm wastin' away
For I'm getting one meal less every day.

Chorus:
Oh ye canna fling pieces oot a twenty story flat
Seven hundred hungry weans will testify to that
If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the bread is plain or pan
The odds against it reaching us is ninety-nine to one

On the first day my Maw flung oot a daud o' hovis broon
It came skitin' oot the windae and went up instead o' doon
Noo ev'ry twenty seven hours it comes back into sight
Cause my piece went intae orbit and became a satellite

On the next day my Maw flung me oot a piece again
It went up and hit a pilot in a fast, low flying plane
He scrapped it off his goggles, shouting through the intercom
The Clydeside Reds have got me wi' a breid 'n jelly bomb


On the third day my Maw tho't she would try another throw
The Salvation Army band was standin' doon below
'Onward Christian Soldiers' was the tune they should've played
But the Oompah man was playing piece 'n marmalade

We've wrote awa' to Oxfam to try an' get some aid
We all joined together and have formed the Piece Brigade
We're gonna march to London tae demand our civil rights
Like nae more hooses over piece flinging height

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Charles Green's stealth biz jet, invisible to radar, exiting Ibrox? (Along with the petty cash).

Duncan B (yes I am a Celtic supporter :))

A flying Ikea store? :hmmm:

On finals for Barrhead delivering more flat pack misery.

Duncan B

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I'm a sky scraper wean, I live on the ninteenth floor

But I'm no goin' oot tae play any more.

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And I remember singing that at school when I was wee. Had a great view of flightpath from our tenement window

Wasnt till I was older that I realised that these 'snacks' getting flung oot the windae were something of folk lore

Back in the seventies UFO's were a regular sight for anybody with a view out over the lower Clyde. We were always told it was all the fault of the Americans at Holy Loch

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