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I can't believe for one moment the Chinese would be guilty of copying something

What you say we are cheap and gleedy and copy onry Engrish kit to make Chinese kit? We make velly good kit in China! Tlumpeter velly nice, Hobby Boss same same. Acculacy not important in China. Rightning rook rike Rightning to me so why you say no F thlee with lounded tail top? Rook rike Rightning to Chinese kit maker, why you Engrish so angly we not get one rittle bit light?

p.s. You wanna buy Rorex? I got Bleitring too. Velly nice, onry 100 US dorrars...... Maybe Ruis Vuiton bag for rady? You come see....

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What you say we are cheap and gleedy and copy onry Engrish kit to make Chinese kit? We make velly good kit in China! Tlumpeter velly nice, Hobby Boss same same. Acculacy not important in China. Rightning rook rike Rightning to me so why you say no F thlee with lounded tail top? Rook rike Rightning to Chinese kit maker, why you Engrish so angly we not get one rittle bit light?

p.s. You wanna buy Rorex? I got Bleitring too. Velly nice, onry 100 US dorrars...... Maybe Ruis Vuiton bag for rady? You come see....

Is that how you do the Captains announcements in flight???

:winkgrin:

If so, when are you next flying to Honkers? I could do with a giggle!

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Honestly, Mark it's "LOLEX"! How many times.....

Aaaah you want Lolex? I got Rorex and Lolex, same same, whatever you want I got. I got Lolex Submaliner, velly nice you see, I got Gucci shoe too for rady, you come see....

Thank God the Kenyans don't make models, that would really get me started! "Hello my Brother, why not come into my shop, looking ees for freee..." How a 6ft tall and very black Kenyan could confuse me with being his brother... And why I would ever want to go into a dark and dingy doorway with the aforementioned gentleman, you'd be barking!

Honkers? Hmmmmm, I don't think that's on the easyJet network yet. Mind you with having just brought GB Airways, BA might be next on the list! Fancy an Orange tie Al? I did succumb in the end to the orange ID lanyard after being told off for wearing my Emirates one! I resorted to a BALPA one, but was 'asked' to be a bit more orange! :blush:

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F.3 with a rounded tail eh. Doesn't bode well!

Well, the box art has been around a while and we all know its an F1a (with a funny looking cockpit). Trumpeters box-art is traditionally awful so I wouldn't take too much notice of that.

Thank God the Kenyans don't make models, that would really get me started! "Hello my Brother, why not come into my shop, looking ees for freee..."

I sold my last house to a Kenyan couple. It was sooooo hard to not burst out laughing when he started to haggle with me.

"You are a......man, and I am a......man. Now. Let us discuss the price together.............as men"

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Trumpeters box-art is traditionally awful...

And let's not even get into the quality of their kits...

So help me, if those Bozos festoon a 1/32 Lightning with scale 4" wide, 3" deep "rivets" I'm going to personally fly to China and smash their rivet gun with a sledge hammer. So help me.

J

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Any bets that these are going to be scaled down 48th "Airfix lightnings" ? Just a hunch

Mike V

And let's not even get into the quality of their kits...

So help me, if those Bozos festoon a 1/32 Lightning with scale 4" wide, 3" deep "rivets" I'm going to personally fly to China and smash their rivet gun with a sledge hammer. So help me.

J

Amen! :ditto:

Mike V

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How I enjoy racist humour! Anyone tried speaking Mandarin, or indeed any language other than their ownwith a good accent? The British are renowned for their abilities to master foreign languages.

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Van

Half Vietnamese and proud of it.

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How I enjoy racist humour! Anyone tried speaking Mandarin, or indeed any language other than their ownwith a good accent? The British are renowned for their abilities to master foreign languages.

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Van

Half Vietnamese and proud of it.

Come on, it's easy; just raise the volume (i.e SHOUT!)

Edgar

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Guys, gotta agree with Van here. Steady on with the accents okay it may be all said in jest but, think how it would look to someone of asian descent who is a member or just visiting the boards.

We're a multicultural country and as such a one would presume a multicultural board so lets act like it okay, please try to keep these discussions to the subject at hand.

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I rather think Van was giving it some with the sarcasm

My bst friend's family are Burmese- been here over 45 years- his dadis the biggest piddle taker in the world , when it comes to accents etc- magic guy-gives as good as he gets.................

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OK, I'm gonna rise to the bait here as it is me that seems to have offended. Firstly, I'm sorry about my sense of humour offending anyone. Secondly, yes, I do speak both French and German and have decent enough 'accents' to be able to pass as a German, especially after half a dozen biers...

But why is it that when someone says 'Oh Rather!' or 'Oh my Gosh!' or 'Toodle Pip old bean!' 'Anyone for Cricket?' in a rather affected and exagerated English accent not one Brit will object?!

I have worked in Vietnam and sat at a dinner table with 12 Vietnam Airlines hostesses all laughing at my attempts to speak their language. I have been taught how to speak 'Chinglish' in HK by a local. I am amazed at how we Brits are happy to be called Brits, Aussies the same, Kiwis, Yanks etc. but call a someone from Pakistan a, well, you know where this is going, but all of a sudden we're racist! No, I am not racist. I am a well balanced citizen of planet earth, who just happens to think that the inability of the Chinese to say L instead of R and vice versa is quite amusing.

I hope that you weren't listening to national radio 2 this morning when Jonathan Ross was explaining how his Japanese friend asked him about a phrase she used which was 'What on bottom...' After a few moments of hilarity, old Wossy got the message. She was saying 'What on earth!' We all do it, we all take the micky sometimes and I love that about us Brits, because whilst we do laugh at others, we also have the wonderful ability and sense of humilty to be able to laugh at ourselves. Look at Billy Connolly, how he exagerates his 'Scottishness' and laughs at it. The same for any northern English comic. Peter Kay 'Ay oop, Grandma, put on big light will you?' the fact is that we are able to laugh this and it does not offend anyone, yet exagerate a foreign accent and wow! WWIII.

Rant over and sorry that this has been aired on a modelling site, I know it's not appropriate here.

:angrysoapbox.sml:

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