My grandson, aged 3 years 11 months has a habit of coming out with things that just crack us up, the problem is remembering sometimes what he said!
It's not just the things he's said, of course, it's the way he tells them! I'm sure most parents/grandparents here will have a similar experience with things their children/grandchildren have said!
We very fondly remember these little gems;
Grandson tucking into his lunch; nana says
"Do you like it? Is it delicious?"
Grandson - deadpan - "no" ( 2 second pause) "it's yummy"
Mum is asking (our) grandson what happens when he stays with us.
Mum; "what does grandad do? "
Grandson - deadpan - "he fixes things"
Mum - "what does nana do?"
Grandson -deadpan - "she watches tv"
Completely ignoring the fact that nana does all the cooking, etc.!