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  1. And after all God can keep my soul
    England to have my bones
    But don't ever give me up
    I could never get back up when the future starts so slow

     

     

     

  2. As fundamental a song for my own adolescence as it was when it came out twenty years before. So long Pete:

     

     

     

    1. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      I hadn't heard :( 

       

      RIP Pete

    2. 06/24

      06/24

      A great song, and sad news

  3. Experimenting with Mr Surfacer, a syringe, and the Airfix 1/72 Spitfire I's panel lines.

     

    42992569985_8591dcd021_h.jpg2018-08-06_10-07-28 by Edward IX, on Flickr

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    2. jean

      jean

      Is the main goal to eradicate all panel lines?

      It seems to be working.

       

      Keep experimenting.

      JR

    3. Procopius

      Procopius

      Not to eradicated them entirely, but to make them far more shallow. 

    4. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      I think maintaining a consistent appearance will be the key factor here, best of luck mate :)

  4. Hey Troy, I apparently can't send you a PM, but I need to discuss something with you privately --  is there a way I can reach you?

  5. I apologize for not being around much, but I miss all of you immensely. Some day hopefully I'll be able to go back to the UK. Not soon enough, though.

    1. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      I'm sure I speak for many of us here when I say we miss you too.

       

      Cheers,

       

      Stew

    2. John Laidlaw

      John Laidlaw

      You are indeed missed. Just check in from time to time so we know you're OK.

       

      John

    3. Navy Bird

      Navy Bird

      We miss you too PC! Try as I might, I find my erudition to be nothing but a lame attempt to fill the void left by your absence. Come back soon so our fellow modellers won't be subject to my babbling any longer!

       

      Cheers,

      Bill

       

      PS. Let me know when you are up for the return trip. I'll help with the oars on the way over.

  6. I can't get over the incredible value of the IWM's oral history recordings of Battle of Britain pilots, all freely available online. There's not really anything like it here in the USA. 

     

    Just a few:

     

    Tom Neil in 2004

     

    Geoffrey Wellum in 2004 

     

    Jeffrey Quill in 1989

     

    Brian Kingcome in 1988

     

    Christopher Foxley-Norris in 1988

     

    "Tony" Bartley in 1990

     

    Al Deere in 1988

     

    "Grumpy" Unwin in 1990

     

    Douglas Bader in 1982

     

    Roland Beamont in 1988

     

    John Willoughby De Broke in 1981

     

     

     

     

    1. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      That's pure gold mate, thank you, there goes my Sunday... 

       

      Cheers,

       

      Stew

    2. Biggles87

      Biggles87

      I didn't realise there were so many, I'll have to listen also.

       

      Thanks for posting

       

      John

  7. Inexplicably tempted by a BEA Trident.

    1. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      ... but not in a sexual way, right? 

       

      Cheers,

       

      Stew

    2. Procopius

      Procopius

      Well, you see, it has a Union Jack on the side, so it's even easier to lie back and think of England.

  8. It boggles the mind that nobody's ever released canopy paint masks for the Revell F-16.

  9. It sometimes feels like every recent Airfix 1/72 new-tool kit is like HMS Hood: splendid to look at, but with a hidden flaw*:

     

    Typhoon: too short, rear fuselage too slender

    Hurricane: Incorrect canopy framing, erroneous fabric behind the guns

    P-40: too tall canopy

    P-51: Incorrect tailplanes

    Bf109: Canopy framing again

    Spitfire 22: Nothing comes to mind

    Blenheim: Nacelles too portly, Bolingbrooke details 

    Harrier GR3: Too short tailfin

    Wildcat/Martlet: Some sort of endemic shape problem

    Fw190: Who cares, Fw190s suck. 

    Lightning F.6: A right bitch to put together.

     

    I mean, obviously, their track record might be pretty good if you were to compare it to other manufacturers' clangers in the same timespan. But Airfix makes a large proportion of the kits I want to build, so I feel it more.

     

     

     

     

     

    * I know the loss of the Hood was the result of a confluence of factors and had little to do with a design flaw per se, but bear with me here.

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    2. Procopius

      Procopius

      Much of it is detailed here, chum:

       

      "The outside of the kit’s collector rings feature a cooling air intake and bulged segment ahead of the exhaust pipes that is incorrect for a Blenheim. This feature is apparent on at least one of the extant restored examples, but relates to the Canadian Bolingbroke, and supplies warm air to the cockpit. Fortunately it should be easy to remove with some quick sanding.

       

      "Staying with the engines and the Bolingbroke theme, it is worth mentioning that Airfix seem to have confused the nacelle shape by including some of the Bolingbroke’s more swollen upper nacelle shape, particularly in plan view. I think the effect is possibly due to basing the kit (in part) on a Bolingbroke restored to look like a Blenheim, as the nacelles are too bulged and swollen for a Blenheim, but not enough for a Bolingbroke!"

    3. CedB

      CedB

      I guess one factor might be the laser scanning of museum examples that have been restored?

      Or, as Cookie says, the wrong plans.

      A friend of mine is NOT a fan of modern CAD methods as it allows the designer to create 'pretty designs' rather than using 'stock' or industry standard parts... maybe there's some of that in the Airfix offices too? They certainly seem to be re-using some component designs... yes, I DO mean rubbish pilots!

    4. jean

      jean

      Gee Mr. P,

       

      TOO MUCH ANGST CAN BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!!

      This is a warning from the Surgeon General!!! So listen up, Son! (I always wanted to call up someone Son, like the Duke did (not Ellington, the other one).

      I tend to disagree with the Bf 109: the extra canopy framing is not actually a frame, but where the sliding perspex join.

      Only horses and fools would paint this canopy frame!!!

      Oooops! Did I really day that?

      As for the FW 190, it does a lot of things, except sucks!

       

      Hell, these kits may be flawed, but they still look good!

      Pretty much the same with us...

      Long live Airfix!

      JR

  10. LEAVE THE BRONX

     

    -- You too, Henry Silva.

     

     

  11. Not dead, just devoid of mojo and overworked. 

    1. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      That's good mate, the mojo will return, hopefully the workload will diminish, but the 'dead' part would have been a tough one to overcome :) 

       

      Cheers,

       

      Stew

    2. The Spadgent

      The Spadgent

      Glad you’re ok dude. Don’t be too long though eh, I need my dose of dry humour and self depreciation Edward style. 🖤.

    3. stevehnz

      stevehnz

      Good to hear, been worried there might have been something worse underlying your absence. Take care.

      Steve.

  12. Okay you guys, I'm gonna need some help applying for this one.

     

    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/12/world/europe/queen-elizabeth-social-media-manager.html

    1. Navy Bird

      Navy Bird

      Let me know if you need a character reference. I can make up a good one.

       

      Cheers,

      Bill

    2. Procopius

      Procopius

      "Edward is many things, but he's never killed seals for sport that I'm aware of."

    3. Cookenbacher

      Cookenbacher

      As Rob said, this is your destiny.

  13. Take me back to beautiful England
    And the grey, damp filthiness of ages,
    And battered books and
    Fog rolling down behind the mountains,
    On the graveyards, and dead sea-captains.

     

     

     

    November can't come soon enough.

  14. This is also basically the story of me and Britmodeller.

     

    https://www.theonion.com/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-world-of-diy-mustard-1819571371

     

    1. TheBaron

      TheBaron

      "I saw my wife putting French's mustard on a bologna sandwich for our 5-year-old son, and I just lost control,"

       

      Tears of laughter here Edward.

       

      Damn you.

       

      Now my co-workers will think I have actual feelings.

       

       

    2. Stew Dapple

      Stew Dapple

      Brilliant and I agree entirely.

       

      Except that unlike the mustard community, we are your friends :) 

       

      The only friends you need.

       

      Join uuuusss! :devil:

       

      Cheers,

       

      Stew

  15. Today in 1940, the Luftwaffe launched Adlertag, the beginning of Unternehmen ADLERANGRIFF.

     

     

    1. jean

      jean

      Thanks for that, Mr. P.

      Well worth watching!

      JR

    2. Cookenbacher
  16. Torn between the desire to do 1/700 ships and the desire not to do something that looks insanely difficult and frustrating.

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    2. jean

      jean

      Then go for 1/350! 

      More interesting, less liliputian, and you can add some details, which is damn near impossible with 1/700 thingies!

       

      I prefer submarines to ships. Hell, why don't you try one of those?

       

      JR

    3. Cookenbacher

      Cookenbacher

      You should build a Procopian super-dreadnought from RTW2 in 1/700 - 12 16" gun in an all forward arrangement.

    4. Procopius

      Procopius

      Ha! That's pretty close to what I do build in RTW2! I usually go for 3x3 16" all forward.

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