Procopius last won the day on December 29 2022
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Mrs P is currently watching the BBC's "It'll Never Last". The accents of the very posh have an almost hypnotic affect on her.
It's not the good kind of hypnotism, sadly, mon ami. It's more that she can't believe any human voice sounds like that.
That is the voice my brain assumes for most of the posts I see here, unless the syntax and grammar suggest otherwise.
Even though you've admitted to having a mid-west accent, I can't help imagine you having a professor-ly high British accent due to your learned preambles.