Will one of you take a note and remember to remind me in about November of 2017 that no matter how sweet Mrs P has been, I DO NOT LIKE Michigan (or her mother, at all, but best not to mention that bit) and I do not want to go, and definitely not for ten days?
Remember to lift something heavy at work near the due date so that your back goes, coincident with the onset of a mystery virus. A suborned medical professional is a plus in such situations.