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GordonD

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GordonD last won the day on September 7 2012

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  • Birthday 03/23/1958

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    Edinburgh, Scotland
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    Real spacecraft, also the late-war Luftwaffe stuff

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  1. Man walking along the canal towpath when he comes across Noddy Holder, fishing. "Catch anything, Noddy?" he asks. Noddy says, "Yes, I caught a whale but I threw it back." "Whatever for?" the man asks. Noddy replies, "Half the spokes were missing."
  2. Went to the doctor and he told me to face the window and put my tongue out. "Will that help you diagnose what's wrong with me?" I asked. He replied, "No, but I can't stand the man across the road."
  3. My postman got the shock of his life when the door opened and I was standing there stark naked. He had no idea I knew where he lived.
  4. Just read this page, tried to go back to see my other unread stuff, and got the 500 message!
  5. Captain America refused to apologise. The situation escalated rapidly and soon it was the biggest battle the world had ever seen.
  6. Wife in supermarket: You can put that case of beer back, we can't afford it. Me: Well, what about this jar of face-cream for you? Wife: That's to make me look beautiful! Me: That's what the beer's for!
  7. Yesterday, actually, but this, as discussed earlier:
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