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My driving instructor told me, NEVER brake if there's an animal in the road. You should have seen the look on the copper's face as I knocked him off his horse! My driving instructor told me if there's an animal in the road you should run it over. I narrowly missed a dog on my test; the examiner looked so surprised when I subsequently followed the dog into a field before I finally got him!
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A man with a seagull on his head? . . . . . . . . Cliff
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25% SOC (struck off charge) or transferred to MU or OTU i.e. survived. 47% lost in accidents. 28% lost/missing in action. Probably not atypical for WW2?
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Is there such a thing as a two-pint joke?
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A company is making a documentary series on 'How to fly a plane'. They're currently filming the pilot.
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I am writing an app that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one. It's going to be a game changer.
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The wife suggested we spice things up a bit and play Doctors and Nurses. So I put her on a trolley in the hall and ignored her for 48 hours!
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A maiden at college, Miss Breeze, Weighed down by B.A's and Lit.D's, Collapsed from the strain, Said her doctor, "It's plain You are killing yourself—by degrees!"
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At times I’m so mad that I’m hopping. My angriness sets my veins popping. I yell and I curse, With swear words diverse, But my wife does much worse: she goes shopping!
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There once was a runner named Dwight, Who could speed even faster than light. He set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. One Saturday morning at three, A cheesemonger’s shop in Paree, Collapsed to the ground, With a thunderous sound, Leaving only a pile of de brie.
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One of the most beautiful aircraft ever built! I was living in Bahrain when BA started their scheduled service. Muharraq airport has a main road running around its perimeter. When Concorde was taxying out to take off EVERY vehicle on the road stopped and watched until it had taken off. A new-tool Concorde in any scale would be great!
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I'm happy Ford didn't invent the aeroplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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Just picked up on this thread. Were the propellers used by the Whirlwind used on any other aircraft? Westland were able to build a large number of Seafires, albeit later in the war.
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That's why we have the Darwin Awards!
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Einstein discovered a good theory about space and it was about time too.
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For some reason the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
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'I' before 'E' except after 'C' disproved by Science.
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If you threw in a lighted match it would definitely be lighter!
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I was angling for fish jokes!
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A fisherman friend told me that the best plaice to fish for Chub was in a lock.
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I poured root beer into a square glass. Now I just have beer! I once read a book about glue. I couldn’t put it down. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
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1/48 - Supermarine Seafire XVII by Airfix - rerelease Summer 2023
Welkin replied to Ngantek's topic in The Rumourmonger
Got one first time round - it's a nice kit. 👍- 26 replies
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