Admiral Puff

isn't for the fainthearted

to smell of metho

How very sad - it looks as though PM started with the old Hobbycrap kit and went from there! We'll just have to start putting some serious pressure on Mr Airfix ...

Sadly, it doesn't include a set of drawings, other than numerous colour profiles. On a slightly related topic - does anyone know what became of the Aviation News drawings? The entire collection used to be available on line, but when I went looking via Google the other day all I got was "This site may be for sale" - and no drawings.

before he discovered alcohol

do not collect anything

stop the uncontained hysterics

desire for manic hilarity

at the labour exchange

Order in - there was at least one that carried a "VH" rego (operated by Sid Marshall).

can't get the staff

oil, oil and more oil

evidence up my sleeve

So you're in the good books - for about five minutes, maybe ...

or make some up

if caught, deny everything

we're all doomed - DOOMED

nothing seems to matter

Thanks for that - will be very useful when I get around to my Contrail vacform!

wood, you can't get

Tinned pineapple belongs in one place - the shelf at the supermarket. It's disgusting stuff, and doesn't come anywhere near passing muster as any kind of food. It's especially vile on pizza, but far too many people show their utter lack of taste by insisting on having it with just about everything!

stains won't come out

Looks like a genuine plastic replica ...

leading to the outside

on the seventeenth floor