Little Timmy

And 1/72 firemen figures ( combined with the 1/144 planes, this diorama has a forced perspective that works .... from a distance ...)

Changing underwear might help

Mine has a defect ( the Truncheon, ... not my wife... as far as I know ... )

The lift cable broke

The coupon had expired

Held together with tape

Pint's for the journey

Survivors of sinking Bzzzzzzmark

If it's your Doctor ( doctor to nurse in operating room, " now where did my watch go"??? )

Leek and potato soup ( those are "good" leeks ..... oh, you meant leak, as in " Titanic ...)

Driven by "Mad" Gorilla ( wife found his stash ...)

Don't call me Shirley

You have just been hired for a job. Pay negotiations aren't going well. The boss eventually yells " I will pay only a penny a day" !! You think about it for a second , and counter offer, " how about you start me at a penny, and then just double it every day" ? He thinks he has the best of you, and agrees. Day one: one cent Day two : two cents Day three : 4 cents Day four : 8 cents I won't fill up the page, but if you continue at this pace, you become a millionaire around day 25.

That looks " AWESOME " !!!

Mauve , Chartreuse, and Puce ( All part of the " Urban Gorrilla" camoflague for Fall fashion-wear)

Change cars for Seattle

Nacho chips with cheese

Against the established norm

So,... just the one ?

Used for air sickness

Known to juggle cats

No, ... carp manufacturing bass's ( man, ... this thread gets weird... occasionally...) ( at least you guys aren't trying to mix up un-compatable ingredients.... yet...)

So deaf can participate

We only have hours ( I'm frightened.... hold me ...)

Algae from North Atlantic ??? ( I'm grasping at straws here, ... I got nothing ...)