Little Timmy

No, ... Earth's gravity sucks

Topped with Bigfoot droppings 💩

Because of Spam content

Across the river Styx

To the Psychologists office ( I have " frequent flyer " miles ...)

They carry "DEADLY" snakes

I've seen it already

Toiletpaper has been "swiped"

Did you keep receipts?

Defense against rabid bunny's 🐰

Nice job ! Getting all those insulators on the antenna wires must have been a bit frustrating. ( I know getting them to look right on my 1/72 scale version was maddening to say the least.) Now, I just have to ask ... " who cut the line" ?

Explains my missing eyebrows ( PETE, your right, ... I am too close.)

How'd they get there ?

But, their breath stinks ( If Deep Thought is to be believed, the answer is 42 )

That sounds rather risqué ( count me in ...)

Until I got there

A tax-collector is crying

For that "Alien" probe

Makes me smell grindstone

If I had painted it with a brush, it would have looked like I had rolled it in hair while the paint was still wet . My hat is off to you sir, that is one pretty truck .

This is why there is Earth - 1 And, Earth - 2 Me personally, I'm building my own spacecraft to escape BOTH !

Build a base for it, and make a "crash landing" diorama out of it. ( thus saving an expensive model ) It should turn out pretty good.

Not my present, but my wife decided that I should buy her 2 Alaskan Huskies puppies for Christmas . ....... there's poop EVERYWHERE ... ( heavy sigh .....)

Now THAT is a beautiful helicopter !!! One of my favorites, and I have had the privilege of actually working around one. ( they are huge, and awe inspiring) I took as many pictures as I could in the 5 minutes I was allowed to walk around one. ( you can see my pictures in the walk around thread. ) I will eventually try to build one of my own, I just hope it looks as good as yours does. Awesome paint scheme too !!! I didn't know there was a civilian version. I have only seen the Orange/Green firefighter type.

Difficult it is. Answer language questions you must. Thinking too hard you are. A Jedi's language "flow"s" from the force it does.