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Tzulscha

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  1. It certainly wasn't me.
  2. the rug is Ruined! (It really kinda tied the room together y'know man.)
  3. Pressure... building.... explosion.....immanent...
  4. What?! No platypus milk? (I am outrage!)
  5. But not 'Drunk monkey' (I can't help thinking that would be bad)
  6. usually at oblique angles
  7. Hydraulic fluid wouldn't do
  8. No, really, it's true
  9. Remember: Look Both Ways!
  10. or otherwise mouton inclined
  11. He's no Sergeant Dudfoot (I quite like the old Will Hays movies.)
  12. Humpty-Dumpty had that problem
  13. the whole bathroom hallway
  14. Oh, You said 'slot'.
  15. it smelled all green
  16. Your pet bee, Eric?
  17. some subtle bribery helps (my last wife did dollhouses, anytime I came home with an expensive lump of plastic, she got a new living room suite.)
  18. I've soiled my armour
  19. Mines a pint then (I've been to Tazzie back in the late '70s but I don't remember that name. Come to that, there's a lot I don't remember from my time there.. People were VERY friendly.)
  20. perhaps a new mouthwash
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