Beardie

while waving an M16

beats a staple diet (Though you don't get as much iron)

if Dynamite has disappeared

just get a grip

to appear really clever

rather than weird one's

than do clog dancing

like a hell's angel

Pi in the sky (I wouldn't mind World War Three, I'm kinda bored lately)

Blondie said it's high

the bums of bathers

splash it all over (I always used to puzzle as a kid over why the company that made incredibly expensive Russian Jewels also made Brut cheap after shave) (The chap who started the cosmetics company actually used the name without permission and was taken to court by the Faberge family but, as they were too skint to put up a proper fight they took an out of court settlement from him)

and rubbed it in (I've heard of rubbing alcohol but I've never tried it)

at New Year 2525

it hard these days (Of course I am referring to the rarity of good Oak, Teak, Grenadilla etc.)

out while no-one's looking

glad i'm in there

ooh they've got Airfix (I was hoping for Starfix but hey-ho)

and go bare knuckle

or only Scotch mist

Oh yes and more (I don't like just having one or two of anything)

best out of three

a crispy bacon delight ( There has to be bacon and pastry delight to go with the name 'Smoky Puff!)

is a nasty illness (Sounds like something along the lines of Montezuma's revenge or the Delhi Belly)

go west young man (Funny how that was advice for young and adventurous Americans and then became a term for copping yer whack)