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Beardie

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  1. Blondie said it's high
  2. splash it all over (I always used to puzzle as a kid over why the company that made incredibly expensive Russian Jewels also made Brut cheap after shave) (The chap who started the cosmetics company actually used the name without permission and was taken to court by the Faberge family but, as they were too skint to put up a proper fight they took an out of court settlement from him)
  3. and rubbed it in (I've heard of rubbing alcohol but I've never tried it)
  4. it hard these days (Of course I am referring to the rarity of good Oak, Teak, Grenadilla etc.)
  5. out while no-one's looking
  6. ooh they've got Airfix (I was hoping for Starfix but hey-ho)
  7. or only Scotch mist
  8. Oh yes and more (I don't like just having one or two of anything)
  9. a crispy bacon delight ( There has to be bacon and pastry delight to go with the name 'Smoky Puff!)
  10. is a nasty illness (Sounds like something along the lines of Montezuma's revenge or the Delhi Belly)
  11. go west young man (Funny how that was advice for young and adventurous Americans and then became a term for copping yer whack)
  12. about the smelly feet
  13. bad case of rabies (Never heard of a good case though)
  14. out among the stars (I'm still waiting for transport off this benighted rock. I reckon my aliens compadres have forgotten me!)
  15. can a mule enter? (I tried to use the other term for a mule and the forum substituted 'Bottom' for it! which read rather peculiarly)
  16. on my coffee table (now that's an interesting piece of furniture!)
  17. Hitler only had one
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