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  1. Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian." Simon.
  2. My Cockney wife ask me to get her that cheap shampoo but I couldn't find the one that cost pound ten... Simon.
  3. Noddy Holder went into a tailor's shop in Birmingham to order a loud suit and shirt to wear on stage... The tailor said "Kipper tie?" Noddy said "Yes please - two sugars".... Simon.
  4. My mate Paul went into a butchers in East London and overheard some guy ask for "Panda Sausages". Don't you think these majestic creatures have suffered enough? Simon.
  5. I have no real problems with the Alcad Primers , grey or Black, although I did find the white primer slightly fragile. But that could be down to inadequate prep work. Anyhow, you relax with some hairy stick work mate. Simon.
  6. Great to see her in RFI Tony. Have you got the paint on the next one yet LOL. Simon.
  7. A bit late now, but on Tuesday at 17:45 the Red Arrows made an appearance. Something to d with the Prince of Wales Aircraft Carrier. Looked quite spectacular in the evening gloom, especially when they flew head on towards us. Simon.
  8. Great, fantastic, superb etc etc, words fail me too. Looking forward to seeing her in RFI. Simon.
  9. Sorry for the delay but here is said File. 6"Half Round Second cut. Simon.
  10. Nice update Tony, not over done with the markings/washes etc. Simon.
  11. Great work Tony, looks very much the part. And well done young lad on winning the rugby too. Simon.
  12. All looking rather grand dear chap. And very big well done for picking up some awards at the show. Simon.
  13. Good to hear you Ced, don`t worry about the mojo thing, I am suffering similar mate. And we have a wedding to go to in November, our son`s but not as scenic as Italy, Southampton to precise. Stay safe. Simon.
  14. One of those things on my list to get. Simon.
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