Hockeyboy76

Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey, he's always stuffed

At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

Decorations going up at H towers this weekend, much to Little h’s pleasure.

The Welsh Assembly is known for its crazy announcements, replacing all 30mph zones with 20mph, plans to change the school holidays, and now they have announced that the favourite Welsh Xmas song is by Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is Ewe……

Can a chickpea sing you a song? No- but he could hummus one.

Egggsactly, and use pink primer. 😂

The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I’d come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.

It’s @trickyrich, we all know fixes the rules

My dad asked me which Metallica songs I know I told him I only know one and nothing else matters.

What droid always takes the long way around? R2-Detour.

Just for you dude, Een Belg steekt een lucifer aan en blaast hem direct weer uit. “Zo”, denkt hij, “ik houd deze, want deze werkt.” Why do Stormtroopers listen to Megan Trainor? Because "They're all about that base, 'bout that base, no rebels."

While you lot were busy stabbing each other last night, I went to see an Elvis impersonator, but I got there too late..... Apparently, he had just left the building.

Sign me up twice ( one for little h)

Well played everyone, another magnificent Bumfight. Now who’s helping with the tidying up?

Surely all GB’s with equal number of votes must be combined into one mega build Titled 1946-1964 Baby Boomers of Asia, who were in a cancelled film/book or song. This would free up 3 spaces for The age of transport, Made in Ukraine and Track day to slip into. This rule should be adopted post haste @Enzo the Magnificent and called the @trickyrich Tied Protocol

Statistics is the art of never having to say you're wrong. I present the below for evidence M’Lord

Statistician -- someone who insists on being certain about uncertainty.

Oh yes, the closest Bumfight we have had in the end was separated by just a crack.

A statistician is a man who comes to the rescue of figures that cannot lie for themselves.

Lets hope they are CA glue stains

Bingo, House, House, quickly someone unplug the Bumfight doodad, @modelling minion has won the Grand Prize, @trickyrich will be sending you this years used Bumfight Budgie Smugglers. To make sure they arrive safely, they will be packed in resin dust before posting.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course, The Empire State Building can't jump.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

Good shout @Col., Bunfight Bingo holders mark WWEMD Build them all Previous holders of Bumfight Bunfight bingo cards had many many Bums to fill in, It’s a good job we have gotten more mature with our passing years