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Sgt.Squarehead

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  1. Did you ever have one of those days.....A ninety year old neighbour had her computer hacked this afternoon, while I was at her house sorting it out, we were burgled!  :mellow:

     

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Cheers lads.....We'll get it all straightened out.

       

      Wish I could get my hands on either of these blighters, conning a ninety year old.....FFS what is the world coming to!  :doh:

       

      The elderly lady in question insisted on giving me her late father's WWI issue bayonet.....She didn't know we'd been burgled at the time, but I think her gift could come in very handy if the other bugger comes back.  :fight:

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  2. Did you ever have one of those days.....A ninety year old neighbour had her computer hacked this afternoon, while I was at her house sorting it out, we were burgled!  :mellow:

     

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Why does the swear filter not like 'Bad-Books'?  :shrug:

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  3. Did you ever have one of those days.....A ninety year old neighbour had her computer hacked this afternoon, while I was at her house sorting it out, we were burgled!  :mellow:

     

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      All of the above, both personal & business, plus keys for several properties.....Not the best day in recent memory TBH. :unsure:

       

      The dogs are in my mistake-books for their lacklustre performance.....I've threatened to upgrade to Dobermanns if they don't get their act together!  :fight:

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  4. Did you ever have one of those days.....A ninety year old neighbour had her computer hacked this afternoon, while I was at her house sorting it out, we were burgled!  :mellow:

     

    1. Sgt.Squarehead

      Sgt.Squarehead

      Not too much, looks like an opportunistic theft (I suspect the coincidence is just that).....The culprit nipped in, grabbed Ma Squarehead's handbag and nipped back out.  :unsure:

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  5. The mighty beast is about to fall.....But he shall be reborn (with a shiny new hard drive), hopefully by midweek at the latest!  :pray:

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Checking in via iPad.....New forum engine is definitely better.  :thumbsup:

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  6. The mighty beast is about to fall.....But he shall be reborn (with a shiny new hard drive), hopefully by midweek at the latest!  :pray:

  7. Brkn My By Kybar!

    1. Sgt.Squarehead

      Sgt.Squarehead

      IIRC I had a bit of a paddy after getting killed playing Insurgency.....By my own team!  Again!  :chair:

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  8. I'm on a mission from god.....

    1. Sgt.Squarehead

      Sgt.Squarehead

      Modelling glasses, my friend, modelling glasses!  ;)

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  9. You guys really have a wonderful country, you know that? Anyone says different, you have my permission to go at 'em, eyes screwed shut, arms windmilling.

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Yes, yes we do!

      A sneaky hook or uppercut delivered behind a sharp jab is a rather more effective technique though.

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  10. Just crushed my nuts... fortunately, they were 1:16 PE nuts :)

    1. Sgt.Squarehead

      Sgt.Squarehead

      Reminds me of a bad joke featuring 99s & laryngitis.

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  11. Humbrol rattle can white taste's awful!

  12. another Ebay purchase gone wrong..wrong goods received and they want them back before sending the correct item! (nobody here I hasten to add..)

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      IIRC they provide you with a prepaid postage label at the sellers expense.

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  13. another Ebay purchase gone wrong..wrong goods received and they want them back before sending the correct item! (nobody here I hasten to add..)

    1. Sgt.Squarehead

      Sgt.Squarehead

      Ask them to cover your postage costs.....The error was not yours and thus you are not liable for the costs incurred by it. PayPal will 100% support you in this in my experience.

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  14. If you ever get the urge to replace a couple of Nintendo DSL screens, DON'T!

  15. Surprised no-one has written a book of FAA erotica entitled 'Fifty Shades of Extra Dark Sea Grey'...

  16. Clearly the people who once consulted the tea leaves as to Soviet intentions are now doing the same for Taylor Swift and the Kardashians.

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      And former Hello Magazine & Today staff seem to be settling in at the DIA!

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  17. Dog on three legs.....£90 less to spend on kits!

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Shale's fine now.....All part of the normal wear & tear Lurchers inflict on themselves.

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  18. Three days without spilling or knocking anything over. A personal best.

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      I think your poltergeist moved to Darby's house!

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  19. Woke up in hospital. So this is what appendicitis is all about.

  20. My heart is racing, a Hurricane just flew over Kidderminster at low level and banked towards the house, brief but I still feel like a ten year old!

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      Sgt.Squarehead

      Growl of a Merlin.....It's the second national anthem!

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  21. GCSE's are over, Tankfest has been done and I have got myself a FAMO w/ trailer for the summer... good times!

  22. What a day to be a Moderator! Good luck, guys.

  23. I don't think my heart can take much more in the referendum line.

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