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Picking up new glasses tomorrow. It's maybe a good idea to stay away from scalpels for a few days till my eyes adjust, its for the best
I found that steps were the main problem, with my foot wanting to stop 6" above where the step really was; talk about jar!
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I hope all you British football fans have decided which team you're booing for today.
The English footbal team have announced their new captain. His name is James and he will be the pilot on the plane home this week.
We understand, in a gesture of goodwill, he's agreed to drop off the Australian team, on the way.