QUOTE (Bill Clark @ Feb 11 2010, 12:57 AM)

Yep!!! First prize goes to Stringbag for the most inappropriate, insensitive and unneccessary post on here for a long while!
This is a supprise!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good evening everyone and thank you.
Had I known I was to be nominated, I would have prepared a speech. so I'll keep it brief so that you can all carry on enjoying yourselves.
Firstly, whilst I am overjoyed to have won a "first", I feel there many more deserving of the accolades so kindly and generously bestowedon me this evening.
I won't bore you all with names, but I'm sure you will see them later when they come up here on stage to recieve their awards.
I'd like to take the opportunity to thank my agent, my manager, my colleagues, my darling Wife for her continued support. My friends and family, for their loyalty and encouragement. My script writers. The Postman, the window cleaner and my sponsors, Tru-Shot Catapults.
And finally, thanks to my neighbour, whose scabby cat provides me with the enthusiasm to continue, and without which, I would not be here tonight on such an auspicious occasion.
Thank you one and all.
Hopefully see you all again next year.
Chris (Stringbag)