What sound is that?

I like sausages....o....wait....forget I said that....

my innocence and pure thoughts will be corrupted by all those more mature people around here....

Billy banger...a very large lad but his winky was the size of a goalies whistle.

Too late!!

Is it what people use on their old cars when the horn doesn't work!

This is the last word I shall post before my birthday, so have fun with this:

Cowley Peachie

When a bovine animal has terrible internal problems, it´s excrement takes on a pinky colour

Cowley Peachie - this was going to be the original name for the Austin Rover Metro until they realised how bad a car it was and went with the same name as the Paris Underground system.

Now the detective work, As Obi does not post on a weekend does that mean his birthday is tomorrow or Monday, either one have a great day and happy 8th birthday!

Neither; you missed out Sunday.


Thanks, mate.

Cowley Peachey: the least popular colour ever offered by Morris Motors. Its failure was largely because British paint technology of the time wasn’t even remotely up to the expectations raised by the marketing department, being much like contemporary British food: a choice of brown, green or grey, and don’t ask too many questions. Thus, people who’d been to the movies and seen magnificent Lincolns and Cadillacs glowing on screen like an acid sunset and ordered an Oxford that they expected to be pale orange with a hint of blush pink, were sorely disappointed to find something on the drive that looked like it had been scraped off a shoe. Looking back at coverage of the Motor Show, it was obvious from the way people were averting their eyes that something on the Morris stand just wasn’t quite right - although it has to be said that Cowley Peachey is one of the few colours in history that looks better in black-and-white, so perhaps anyone reading about it in the Daily Record wouldn’t have got quite the same impression. Anyway, sales of Cowley Peachey cars started in the doldrums but went a bit downhill after that. Somehow, though, the Morris paint department failed to take the hint, and were still inflicting much the same unpleasantness on us twenty years later. Only they were making it worse by wrapping the paint round Marinas.

That pert little thing in full view when that geezer off X Factor is on the loo

its probably some exotic off-world fruit found on a planet in a galaxy far far away

and eaten on birthdays....happy ageing master

just a mo...wasn´t that what the boss of bodie and doyle nicknamed his Girlfriend???

Weekends here again
Long Witton

The funniest guy at the party.

up the road from short witton, which is along the way from Witton Under Bough, which is near Witton-on-Sea. which is a suburb of the City Of Witton, located in Wittonshire in which is the capital of Wittonland
obviously

I'm back, older but no wiser! Today's offering is:

Dunnydoo

Is it Australian for poo!!

It's a specially chosen word for the scatalogically-obsessed amongst you...

Just coz your turned 8 don't mean you can start using big words!

The green light for go at the entrance to an Aussie public conveniance.

Dunnydoo was an old Australian settlers town, where the rules for Australian Football were devised.

Sadly the local team were total crap, because of this, the name became commonplace Aussie slang for you know what!

First and only line of an Elizabethan era scottish childrens rhyme and riddle, the next line being "Dunnydon´t., hey nonny nonny!" which was repeated whilst dancing in a cirle, until the singers were overcome with unconsciousness.

this thread is full of ****









and its upside down.....

Dunnydoo is an example of an early attempt at a universal language. It's usually found in the following exchange:

Didgeridoo? (have you done X?)
Dunnydoo (yes, I've done X)

Well, you can see why this effort failed.

Ee bah gum, it's time f't'next word:

Effin

The most commonly used adjective in Hiberno-English.

A close relative of 'Chuffin'

Anathema to the FA.

Isn't it what you do when you're jeffin!

smaller version of a saab fighter aircraft

?

I dunno, cos I'm always jeffin!

What elves do in private

The poshest way of swearing.

Yesterday's effin word began with E, so today's effin word must start with F:

Fattiehead

A rare genetic disorder where all the pleasure from beer and chips accumulates above the neck instead of round the waist.

A congenital disorder of politicians!

The nickname we gave to my old shift inspector.

Fattiehead was one of the less successful members of the ska boom of the 1970s and 1980s. As all his songs were about chips, people got bored rather quickly and left ... but generally in the direction of the nearest chip shop. Alas for Fattiehead, he was allergic to potatoes and knew no-one in the chip trade with whom he could have made, shall we say, arrangements. He was last heard of trying to sell starch-free diet packs door-to-door in Lytham St Anne's and simultaneously evade the imposition of his seventeenth ASBO.

what those who are weightily challenged do in the sea with no clothes on
(instead of skinnydipping like the rest of us)

"Lip up Fattiehead, lip up Fattie..."

You know you´ve got one when it makes a POP noise on withdrawal

Gee, it must be time for today's word:

Goon Gumpas

Tom Hanks' failed attempt to revive a well-known show involving the likes of Spike Milligan. You might think it was because traditional British humour doesn't translate across the pond, but actually it was because the original show just wasn't as funny as people claim.

Them's fightin' words, mister!

Goon Gumpas, Cornish for "go on come past".

Guess everyone is waiting to see who will submit the 5k post on this thread!

Actually the 'Goon' referred to is the goons from an episode of 'Popeye the Sailor man', and is a staple part of their diet. It is a kind of stew the ingredients of which is kept secret, not to keep a sense of mystery but if it was known what went into it it no one would touch the stuff.

no idea but its probably a perversion of some kind
I wouldnt know about such things....

I used to watch it when I was a kid.