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Nah i'ts just a fishy tail. twer THIS... BIG!!
Eh oop, it's today's word, tha knows:
idioticon
Obi-Jiff
idioticon
Obi-Jiff
Wayne Rooney!
Och aye, it isnae whit it soonds like.
Sounds like a pejorative for a senile robot!
Particularly one that speaks a regional dialect!
Sounds like a pejorative for a senile robot!
Particularly one that speaks a regional dialect!
Is it the company you buy idiots from to test something that is "idiot proof"!
QUOTE (Madmonk @ Sep 8 2010, 08:52 AM) 
Is it the company you buy idiots from to test something that is "idiot proof"!
No, that would be 'Idioticom.'
Obi-Jiff
Idioticon: a little picture on your computer screen that depicts the person who invented [insert useless program of your choice]. When you click on it, the actual person experiences a sharp stabbing sensation on the end of his nose.
my boss at work
The symbol for 'Windows'?
I can think of a few. Woods, Beckham, Rooney, Cole, Hilton, Spears....... any more?
I can think of a few. Woods, Beckham, Rooney, Cole, Hilton, Spears....... any more?
QUOTE (bentwaters81tfw @ Sep 8 2010, 12:23 PM)
The symbol for 'Windows'?
I can think of a few. Woods, Beckham, Rooney, Cole, Hilton, Spears....... any more?
I can think of a few. Woods, Beckham, Rooney, Cole, Hilton, Spears....... any more?
Green and James immediately spring to mind....Terry even.
Is this to do with football?
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Sep 8 2010, 04:39 PM)
Is this to do with football?
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
Well it involves balls, and playing away matches.
A ball game and playing away....it must be John Terry then.
QUOTE (jimbuna @ Sep 8 2010, 07:16 PM)
A ball game and playing away....it must be John Terry then.
No, it's Shrek's stunt double!
QUOTE (MadNurseGaz @ Sep 9 2010, 08:55 AM)
No, it's Shrek's stunt double!
LOL
convention for idiots for example
Idioticon 99 why spoons dont open tins
Idioticon 99 why spoons dont open tins
Sorry about the lack of word yesterday, my faithful followers. I was laid up with a bad back, and couldn't face using the computer.
Here's today's:
jerkinhead
Obi-Jiff
Here's today's:
jerkinhead
Obi-Jiff
... is worth two of a Bush.
I couldn't possibly comment 
Oh alright then....anything to do with a ham shank?
Oh alright then....anything to do with a ham shank?
A country relative of a f*$kwit?
it probably has something to do with whats in my head right now
Also known as Streadhead.
Leather version of pumpkinhead.
The guy I arrested yesterday.
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Sep 10 2010, 08:34 AM)
Sorry about the lack of word yesterday, my faithful followers. I was laid up with a bad back, and couldn't face using the computer.
Here's today's:
jerkinhead
Obi-Jiff
Here's today's:
jerkinhead
Obi-Jiff
For those who want to know it is a type of gable end.
For today the word is >>
Untenty
An igloo
haven't we had this before?
I believe we have. There've been so many words, it's difficult to keep track!
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
obvo you will have to check back through every single post and log every single word.....
QUOTE (bentwaters81tfw @ Sep 11 2010, 01:11 PM)
haven't we had this before?
AAGHHH yes I have used this word before, so this is one to replace it >>
Pellicle
One part of the reproductive organs of a bird with a large pouch under his beak.
Someone who is obviously not thick-skinned.
Is it a bike for a seabird?
Sounds like the hole in the skin of a seabird which the feather grows out of...
Right then, today's is:
katathermometer
Obi-Jiff
Right then, today's is:
katathermometer
Obi-Jiff
A device for telling you when half of your choccie bar is ready to eat.
Is it a device for measuring the temperature in a cerain middle east country!
For measuring the temperature of Kathy?
the cat won't be impressed when you insert the thermometer
Lets you know if Katie did or didn't.............[ I'm betting that she did..!! 
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A device for checking a certain piece of medical equipment is cold enough before having it stuck up one's person.
I dont know, I'm too ill
QUOTE (kev1n @ Sep 13 2010, 04:48 PM)
I dont know, I'm too ill
Time for the katathermometer procedure then
this sounds a bit pervy to me
"sigh"....this is what happens when I spend my time hanging around with older men on the internet
"sigh"....this is what happens when I spend my time hanging around with older men on the internet
QUOTE (kev1n @ Sep 13 2010, 04:53 PM)
this sounds a bit pervy to me
"sigh"....this is what happens when I spend my time hanging around with older men on the internet
"sigh"....this is what happens when I spend my time hanging around with older men on the internet
Oh I quite agree....never trust the olduns
Especially men with beards...
Right, time to change the subject, I think!
Lambdoid
Obi-Jiff
Right, time to change the subject, I think!
Lambdoid
Obi-Jiff
A robotic lamb? Your not trying to stitch us up are you?
Red eyes and metal teeth - nasty!
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Sep 14 2010, 09:09 AM)
Red eyes and metal teeth - nasty!
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
Have you been spying on me in the mornings?
Obi-Jiff
The meaning is lurking somewhere in the back of my mind ...
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