Cacology=Bushisms!!

The sewage workers bible

its how brazil footy fans and followers of Kaka show thier love even tho they cant spell

Now, now, children, play nice!

Obi-Jiff

The clinical investigations of a turd detective

Sounds like a tv guide entry for a new series: Crapper, P.I.

Anyhoo, today's word is:

dendroid

Obi-Jiff

Was he married to Angdroid in eastenders, that would make it dirty dendroid!!

This could be a poplar word!

small robot that tidy's the modelling room????? (do I need one or what!)

Self acting false teeth?

it is the ego of someone who counts tree rings

A hereditarily unicoherent, arcwise connected continuum. Obvious, really.

A bio-mechanical entity using plant based DNA? The Irish version would if course be call the Rod O'Dendroid....

Tree-like! An Ent?

A big, leafy robot. I want one for the back garden.

Obi-Jiff

I'll take a small one....

and sean -

hu eva sed I cud spel neway????

A robotic eastender

Well, Den did seem almost unkillable, like a Cockney Terminator... "I need your clothes, your boots, and your Pearly jacket." And instead of "Hasta la vista," he could say " 'ave a banana, baby!"

Right, stop that, it's silly. Today's word is:

exosculate

Obi-Jiff

a variation of the SCULATE, the bio-mechanical skeleton prevalant in the T300 military robot. This one is an exterior shell providing immense strength but no way to move as it is very rigid....


but hey, you have to be kidding.... it really means that???? ohhhh I love exosculating especially exosculating en francais

The latest euphemism for "get out of this college and never darken our doorstep again".

A custom that is largely dependant on whom it is performed or in said area of application.

Ooooh givusakiss!

An art practiced by soccer players where, through exaggerated writhing, wailing and gnashing of teeth, you convince the referee that your mussed hair is a life threatening situation requiring that a red card be issued to the opposition .....

Is it the love cry of an amourous Dalek

cant improve on any of those.....sorry

(people keep reading my mind and nicking my ideas....)

Purging the mind of the ex.

By the way, I won't be around much next week (although I will pop in from time to time to say 'hi'), so Phil W will be running Word of the Day. Be nice to him!

Obi-Jiff

Don't expect me to be nice in return!
Well for this weekend its >>
Shackbag

A Cajun woman?

A Walrus for those who can't spell.

Obi-Jiff

My next door neighbour

Is it what you keep a portable house in?

An ill fated attempt to combine the quailiites of the Swordfish and Walrus? Mind you the 'Stringbat' was no better either.

Jonners ambiguously amphibious

the big momma in the house of ill repute

its what you do in a small house with your partner if you can't spell


Master! What will we do without you????

That's what I was going to try to say,but I couldn't come up with the right words!

That heavenly neighbourhood lady that frequents everyones garden shed over the course of a summer season.

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience."

Obi-Jiff

OK guys, a Shackbag is a slang term for an idle hobo. Today's word is >>
Hopping-dick

The reproductive motion of one blessed with only one testicle?

Kangaroo reproductive organ.

Graham

Richard Pegleg

OK a Hopping-dick is a Jamacian thrush.
Today's word is >>
Gasterostomum
You most certainly do not want any of these.

The largest quantity of oysters you can consume in a minute.

a FEEDING tube gone bad..???

Is it the best fuel to cook a mother!

(Gas to roast a mum!)

Jamie Oliver's mother.

A flower that eats snails. If so, I do want one!

Very nice fried in a pan and accompanied with a fine white wine.