QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 19 2010, 08:26 AM) 
misodoctakleidist
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
its a miss-diagnosing doctor who is also an ageist kleptomaniac
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its a miss-diagnosing doctor who is also an ageist kleptomaniac
QUOTE (Phil W @ Apr 19 2010, 09:54 AM)
OK I'll put you out of your misery. Scrumble is the technique of painting a non wooden object to look like varnished wood, as many of you must have done to represent a wooden propeller. But not while playing the piano.
....I thought that was scumble.......
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 19 2010, 08:26 AM)
Nice, but a man that turns into a big doggy is no competition for a massive, radioactive, fire-breathing lizard with laser-beam eyes!!
Anyhoo, today's word is:
misodoctakleidist
Obi-Jiff
Anyhoo, today's word is:
misodoctakleidist
Obi-Jiff
Dressing up as Dr. Who while eating noodles!
QUOTE (MadNurseGaz @ Apr 19 2010, 01:46 PM)
....I thought that was scumble.......
I checked both words are used, means the same thing.
QUOTE (Phil W @ Apr 19 2010, 02:45 PM)
I checked both words are used, means the same thing.
And people wonder why English confuses the foreigners!
Obi-Jiff
Here's today's:
floccinaucinihilipilification
Obi-Jiff
floccinaucinihilipilification
Obi-Jiff
The technical name for brewer's droop.
I'd answer, but it's just not worth it.
QUOTE (Phil W @ Apr 20 2010, 08:41 AM)
The technical name for brewer's droop.
The cure for that is medication, specifically Mycoxaflopin.
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 20 2010, 08:23 AM)
floccinaucinihilipilification
That's my favourite word. It mean the act of declaring something to be worthless.
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 20 2010, 07:23 AM)
Here's today's:
floccinaucinihilipilification
Obi-Jiff
floccinaucinihilipilification
Obi-Jiff
The current sum of money in my pocket/wallet.
its a very complex way of cleaning your teeth very noisily
Here's another:
farctate
Obi-Jiff
farctate
Obi-Jiff
To brew a botty-burp.
I do it all the time, thats why I am 17 stone in weight! 
its another way of saying making facilities available to people who smell weird
(or who like weird smells)
(or who like weird smells)
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 21 2010, 08:11 AM)
farctate
To excrete waste gases through one's nipples.
Dan
how I feel after a lamb vindaloo
Fatty and Skinny were in the loo,
Fatty farctated and Skinny turned blue.
Obi-Jiff
Fatty farctated and Skinny turned blue.
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 21 2010, 04:22 PM)
Fatty and Skinny were in the loo,
Fatty farctated and Skinny turned blue.
Obi-Jiff
Fatty farctated and Skinny turned blue.
Obi-Jiff
Fatty had a heart-attack? Or am I thinking of infarcted?
Joseph
QUOTE (JosephLalor @ Apr 21 2010, 05:46 PM)
Fatty had a heart-attack?
It's all that rich food.
Obi-Jiff
For your delectation:
maritodespotism
Obi-Jiff
maritodespotism
Obi-Jiff
SWMBO?
QUOTE (Phil W @ Apr 22 2010, 08:57 AM)
SWMBO?
Close, but no cigar. Now get back in the kitchen and make my lunch!
the art of having had to learn to slep with one eye open during the evening
one sided marriage
Aren't they all?
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 22 2010, 08:44 AM)
maritodespotism
A common mis-spelling, referring to the tyrannical reign of certain Italian plumber, with a penchant for red clothing.
Dan
Must have been all that lead in the pipes that sent him mad!
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 23 2010, 08:26 AM)
Must have been all that lead in the pipes that sent him mad!
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
Didn't he used to be Cat Stevens?
Graham
I thought it was Cat Stevens with a hernia...
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
Usufructuary: one who lends out fruit at ruinous rates of interest.
Lends out fruit? Does he expect the same fruit back again?
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
Come on, you must have borrowed a tea bag ...
Not lately - no-one else I know drinks peppermint tea.
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
QUOTE (jimbuna @ Apr 18 2010, 08:44 PM)
Cheers....though I prefer this one.
I suppose you get him to lick your stamps for you?
QUOTE (Lightningboy2000 @ Apr 23 2010, 02:41 PM)
I suppose you get him to lick your stamps for you?
He even takes the tops off my beer bottles when he's in a good mood.
QUOTE (Obi-Jiff Kenobi @ Apr 23 2010, 07:26 AM)
Must have been all that lead in the pipes that sent him mad!
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
Friday's offering is:
usufructuary
Obi-Jiff
Most definitely my son when he returns home from a trip at sea
something to do with sugar?
just a wild guess....
just a wild guess....
Here is another for the weekend
TIBERT
TIBERT
a name for a cat/dog cross breed
a hot beverage made from water from a Roman river!
a Tibetan newspaper
QUOTE (kev1n @ Apr 24 2010, 02:11 PM)
a name for a cat/dog cross breed
You've actually got it half right
a cat named Bert
Kev1n was nearest, it is a cross breed cat, such as between a Scottish wildcat and a feral cat.
Now you will find plenty of this on this thread >>
ACKAMARACKAS
Now you will find plenty of this on this thread >>
ACKAMARACKAS
GO ME !!!!!
this is the plural of noise made by small kids when playing games that involve shooting each other with kalashnikovs and uzis
this is the plural of noise made by small kids when playing games that involve shooting each other with kalashnikovs and uzis
Instruments played by the anti aircraft division of the RAF Regiment Band
musical instruments made from human testicles
QUOTE (Phil W @ Apr 25 2010, 01:24 AM)
ACKAMARACKAS
The gonads of a well-known clarinetist?
Today's word is:
scacchic
Obi-Jiff
Italian word for CHESS
first coined by Willard Fisk in 1905
first coined by Willard Fisk in 1905
Checkmate!
Obi-Jiff
Obi-Jiff
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