First word of the banker's calypso.

Obi-Jiff

Greedo the Rodian glutton.

Fattest bounty hunter this side of Corellia.

Obi-Jiff

Should never have left that Mars Bar he frequented....far less calories.

I still say Han shot first!

So do I.

Obi-Jiff

greedo....isnt he a maker of decals....somebody's cousin ????

Greedo, son of Greedo the Elder, was a Rodian bounty hunter. Although his father had been an esteemed hunter, and the chief rival of Navik the Red, the younger Greedo had little of his father's prowess and was easily killed by Han Solo in Chalmun's Cantina on Tatooine.

Julien

In his younger days, he picked fights with Anakin Skywalker's Rodian friend Wald, too. He was always going to come to a sticky end.

Today's word is:

wantz

(thanks Phil W)

Obi-Jiff

Some stupid chav word?

describes my permanant state

I wantz it...

......my Preciousss!

NAKAJIMA15 was slightly off freezing. The word comes from Essex. You will find a clue in or near Maldon.

Go on Phil, put them out of their misery.

And while we're waiting, today's word is:

Binky

Obi-Jiff

BINKY , a certain boney , scythe bearing characters horse !

Indeed, although there are many other definitions out there.

Obi-Jiff

A Wantz is a place were two or more lanes meet. Hence 'Five Wantz Ends' in Maldon. There is also a Wantz Road in Dagenham.

In the north of England and Scotland a binky = a bench.

So if someone invites you to sit on their binky, it's not necessarily a reason to punch them in the face and leg it?

Obi-Jiff

Well that would depend on whether she a beard and hairy legs

Sounds like my ex!

Obi-Jiff

suitable females of the opposite gender to me can sit on my binky anytime

Such an action on your binky should soon lead to bonky bonky

Binky: how to stop foxes making off with your leftovers.

People have suffered pain and humiliation for better puns that that!

Obi-Jiff

I used to know her as well.

I've never known her or had intimate knowledge of her...

But you want to! Go on, admit it!

Obi-Jiff

BEARDs AND HAIR?

YUK!

oh...and congrats on your 100th page...


funky kitty iz cool so I stole it

Absolutely gorgeous

I see your passport photo was accepted then!

Actually that's my wife...this is me

Binky (1974–1995) was a polar bear who lived at the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage, Alaska, and was famous for mauling zoo visitors.

He was found orphaned on the coast of the Beaufort Sea in 1974 and was taken to the Alaska Zoo the next year.

In July 1994, an Australian tourist named Kathryn Warburton climbed over the second of two safety rails to get a close-up photograph and was bitten as the bear stuck his head through the bars and grabbed her; she received a broken leg and bite wounds. Another tourist caught the event on tape. Binky kept the woman's shoe for three days before it could be retrieved by zoo officials, and the day after the attack a news photographer took the iconic image of Binky with a shoe in his mouth that was printed in almost every press account of the incident.

The next event, six weeks later, involved drunken local teenagers who apparently hoped to swim in Binky's pool. One nineteen-year-old was hospitalized with leg lacerations after he got too close to the polar bear's cage and was mauled.

After these attacks, Binky received international news coverage and became a hero in Anchorage. Merchandise including t-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers, often adorned with the iconic shoe photo, or with the slogan "Send another tourist, this one got away," were popular. Local letters to the editor supported Binky during both incidents, most often arguing that polar bears' dangerousness should be respected. The Zoo's director, Sammye Seawell, criticized Warburton's actions in the Anchorage Daily News, saying "he violated the rules and jeopardized the bear's life."
Though Seawell initially insisted that the attack would not change how the zoo is run, security around Binky's cage was upgraded to keep zoo visitors out.

Binky and cage-mate Nuka died in 1995 of a fungal/bacterial infection to their paws only a few days apart from each other.

Looks like Binky liked people snaks!

Hey, you bowl 'em, I'll bat 'em.

I dated her as well! It was a very dark night.

And LONG as well I reckon!

I think your all a bunch of hair-loving weirdos...the only normal sane person round here is me...

Rgr that

Well all I can say was I was drunk.

are you trying to tell me yours is bigger than mine?

Well I do have to wheel mine around in a barrow.

you know what they say about those who brag the most....they use it and do it the least

still, whatever floats your boat

Not this organ....tis being installed in the village church tomorrow.

Oi you lot, stop being rude! Only I'm allowed to do that...

Today's word is:

Pingu

Obi-Jiff

A half grown penguin.

Made out of clay....

its to do with some remote pacific island with remote pacific people on who eat other people