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 Jul 28 2010, 02:26 PM
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Old Hand  Group: Members Posts: 497 Joined: 24-May 07 From: Calgary, Alberta Member No.: 327  |
We are the unwilling, working for the unqualified,
to do the unnecessary for the ungrateful. That is about as truthful as you can get. Kit Bowen, 1968. |
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Jul 28 2010, 02:48 PM
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Know-it-all  Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 27-December 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 5,484 |
It looks like the school holidays have started...oh dear.
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Jul 28 2010, 04:04 PM
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style icon Group: Members Posts: 3,184 Joined: 16-July 09 From: here Member No.: 4,814 |
"I'm going out to stay with my mate tonight Mum"
"With your friend?" "No Mum, with a strange man I've been chatting with on the net, who I've never actually met" |
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Jul 28 2010, 06:12 PM
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Know-it-all Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 27-December 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 5,484 |
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
-- Erik Satie |
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Yesterday, 06:39 AM
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Member  Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 20-June 08 From: Adelaide. South Australia Member No.: 3,081 |
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play
Nigel |
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Yesterday, 07:51 AM
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Some say he believes Star Wars is a documentary... Group: Members Posts: 6,050 Joined: 4-October 07 From: The home of Shredded Wheat and Blower Bentleys Member No.: 2,022 |
Zippy peeling a banana: "One skin, two skin, three skin..." From the infamous Rainbow 'special' programme.
Obi-Jiff 
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Yesterday, 09:59 AM
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Know-it-all Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 27-December 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 5,484 |
There are two men in my life,
To one I am a mother, To the other I'm a wife, And I give them both the best, In natural Shredded Wheat. Mrs Buna |
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Yesterday, 04:11 PM
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style icon Group: Members Posts: 3,184 Joined: 16-July 09 From: here Member No.: 4,814 |
The reason some people are still alive is that its illegal to kill them
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Today, 03:49 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 20-June 08 From: Adelaide. South Australia Member No.: 3,081 |
Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.
Nigel |
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Today, 07:30 AM
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Some say he believes Star Wars is a documentary... Group: Members Posts: 6,050 Joined: 4-October 07 From: The home of Shredded Wheat and Blower Bentleys Member No.: 2,022 |
"Prepare to die, Earth scum!"
Obi-Jiff
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Today, 09:47 AM
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Know-it-all Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 27-December 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 5,484 |
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Today, 04:21 PM
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style icon Group: Members Posts: 3,184 Joined: 16-July 09 From: here Member No.: 4,814 |
"I'll double what he pays you!"
"He doesn't pay me anything!" "Then i'll triple it" "Deal!" |
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Today, 07:48 PM
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give peas a chance Group: Members Posts: 2,357 Joined: 22-May 09 From: the right side of the M25 Member No.: 4,635 |
Rhodesia: the Surrey with the lunatic fringe on top.
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Today, 08:12 PM
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Old Hand Group: Members Posts: 497 Joined: 24-May 07 From: Calgary, Alberta Member No.: 327 |
".....it never snows in September! They must be parachutists!"
Leutnant Joseph Enthammer, Arnhem, 17 September 1944. This post has been edited by tango98: Today, 08:12 PM |
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Today, 08:37 PM
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Know-it-all Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 27-December 09 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 5,484 |
Just one more look......please.
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