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    • Mike

      PhotoBucket are no longer permitting 3rd party hosting   01/07/17

      As most of you are now painfully aware, Photobucket (PB) are stopping/have stopped allowing their members to link their accumulated years of photos into forums and the like, which they call 3rd party linking.  You can give them a non-refundable $399 a year to allow links, but I doubt that many will be rushing to take them up on that offer.  If you've previously paid them for the Pro account, it looks like you've got until your renewal to find another place to host your files, but you too will be subject to this ban unless you fork over a lot of cash.   PB seem to be making a concerted move to another type of customer, having been the butt of much displeasure over the years of a constantly worsening user interface, sloth and advertising pop-ups, with the result that they clearly don't give a hoot about the free members anymore.  If you don't have web space included in your internet package, you need to start looking for another photo host, but choose carefully, as some may follow suit and ditch their "free" members at some point.  The lesson there is keep local backups on your hard drive of everything you upload, so you can walk away if the same thing happens.   There's a thread on the subject here, so please use that to curse them, look for solutions or generall grouse about their mental capacity.   Not a nice situation for the forum users that hosted all their photos there, and there will now be a host of useless threads that relied heavily on photos from PB, but as there's not much we can do other than petition for a more equitable solution, I suggest we make the best of what we have and move on.  One thing is for certain.  It won't win them any friends, but they may not care at this point.    Mike.
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Is Betty Swollocks allowed?

Or Wayne King?

Or Cunning Stunt?

:kissing2:

My P's&Q's will be under wraps from now on.

Bob :beer:

Don't forget "Mary Hinge" :analintruder:

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well ... a good idea to change bad words to *censored* or "evil smilies" ;):angrysoapbox.sml:

But as Germany's official forum ambassador I'm actually allowed to use those words uncensored ... that's my diplomatic right :bobby:

That's the same for all Americans, where even the TV doesn't need to censor bad words anymore :P

On the other hand I don't wanna get banned :tapedshut:

ok, John, double Mike and Greg! I agree the rule :thumbsup2:

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Sugar ....!!!!

ban him!

:P

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Don't forget "Mary Hinge" :analintruder:

G'night, John-Boy!

G'night, Hairy Melon!

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fudge [ THIS WAS A TEST] this covert slur seems to pass muster..... :analintruder:

Edited by CPNGROATS

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Wasn't there a Dave Allen At Large skit where he played a priest who was bumped out of the confessional by a computer so to get his job back he goes in and says everything he'd ever heard at causes the computer to overload and explode?

We used to get his shows on our public TV station back in the early 80's and this skit always stood out.

Makes me think of the board naughty word censor around here....lets see if we can overload it!

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Matt .... you forget they use filters.....it really is "Brita Modeller" and don't go BOOOOOOOO ..... I can do worse than that.

And I thought it was one of my better ones

Dick :clown:

Edited by jenko

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Here in Pennsylvania we have the naughty Dutch who have named some towns, Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird in Hand...these are in Lancaster County...

HTH,Cheers,

ggc

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Funny thing... those so-called Dutch are actually Germans so I can safely distance myself from them :D

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I live in Penistone

which is not a rude word

Although we had problems at the library if we asked the kids to research local history on the internet, as the results were "access denied" :doh:

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i always said you were a K**b! paul

before anyone complains ...............................

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i do appologise to all the crustations out there

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Funny thing... those so-called Dutch are actually Germans so I can safely distance myself from them :D

So there are at least four types of Dutch: 1.) the highland Dutch,2.) the low land Dutch, 3.)the Rotterdam Dutch and 4.) the G--dammed Dutch.... :analintruder:

Dutch Cheers,

ggc

Edited by CPNGROATS

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and the Un-Dutch-ables

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whats with all the dutch haters you should have "a smoke and a pancake" :P

Russ

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So there are at least four types of Dutch: 1.) the highland Dutch,2.) the low land Dutch, 3.)the Rotterdam Dutch and 4.) the G--dammed Dutch.... :analintruder:

Dutch Cheers,

ggc

there's also a part of Germany where the people speak some dutch ... it's called the East-Frisian County (Leer, Emden, Aurich) ;)

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whats with all the dutch haters you should have "a smoke and a pancake" :P

Russ

Or a shigar and a waffle? :D

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how can you have highland dutch? the country is as flat as the proverbial........

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It's anything above sea-level.

Edgar

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It's anything above sea-level.

There's nothing above the sea-level in Holland ^^

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Well you may scoff gentlemen but the highest pinnacle in The Netherlands soars a staggering 323 Meters into the fresh, clean Limburg air !

This is measuring from sea-level I assume :wicked:

Called the Vaalserberg and situated in the south of the province Limburg.

It's full of mountaineers, mountain bikers, hill walkers, para gliders etc. every weekend.

Hey, when you have one mountain you have to make the best of it ....

If you want to be pedantic, there is also Mount Scenery on Saba in the Dutch Antilles.

At 877 meters it's quite a whopper and, technically, also on Dutch soil.

FYI "Only" about 40% of the country is below sea-level.

We often say that we (the Dutch) are the most cursed nation on earth.

We have the North Sea on one side, the Germans on the other and nothing but trouble from both of them. :yahoo:

('Schuldigung Jungs, war wirklich nur lustig gemeint :cheers: )

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