DJJunis Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Procopius said: One of Mrs P's birds died today*, and so all life in our home came to a halt; coupled with the fact that her idiot mother spent all day yammering about the "special bond mothers have with their daughters**", Mrs P is now sad we don't have any girls and obsessing over our paltry two children with their totally wrong genitals. Today hasn't been great. * Five to go. ** Mrs P once threw an iPhone at her mother's head while her mother was driving because her mother decided the GPS was lying and they weren't really going to Ohio.*** I was there, trapped in a tiny glass and steel prison with these other two demented inmates. *** Mrs P's mother frequently argues with GPS systems. She is always wrong. She also insists on driving if she's in the car, presumably because she has latent homicidal tendencies. She is the second worst driver I know, after my sister who is legally blind in one eye and extremely frightened by parallel parking. While I'm on a roll, she's terrible at washing dishes, as bad as Winston, who's two, and I have to go back and rewash everything she's washed when she "helps". Mr. P, This is some of the best real life mother-in-law comedy I have ever seen in any sort of written form. I am expecting an episode of Doctor Phil will be following shortly.....I will ask my wife to DVR it. Thanks for sharing this event and of course the modeling is awesome. It's like dinner and a show! All the Best! Don 4 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbody Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, CedB said: I hope not, otherwise we're both in trouble. PC I always find your threads a great read - 'dry sense of humour' just doesn't cut it... you should write for a living While we're counting genitals... ... ... sorry, got distracted, I recommend a strong (manly) stance. Speaking as a man (two, phew!) in a house full of females (including the dog) I'm envious of your testosterone laden environment. IMHO (and with gross generalisation) men find 'their place' pretty quickly, especially after a few wrestles. Females have a continuous battle confrontation 'we're just discussing things' with no resolution. Stay a male household, save the iPhone*! * Other projectiles are available. I understand. My household contained me, my wife and 3 daughters. The only other male in my house for 15 years was the dog and he was fixed. Luckily, I did (do) have an escape room in the basement. Chris Edited February 21, 2018 by dogsbody 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06/24 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 Sorry for lack of updates, general exhaustion and lack of mojo means I have made no progress. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procopius Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 13 hours ago, Rob G said: Was it wrong that I sniggered at that? I imagined a small scoreboard secreted somewhere in Der Grotto, which is used to record sinister Procopian progress on the elimination of 'the problem'. 12 hours ago, Courageous said: Mr P, it's just as well as you have a 'bolt hole' to escape to. Do you have a lock on the door of your cave... External lock only. I fully expect to be locked in by a Rebellious Teen someday. As long as they don't burn the house down for a second act, that won't bother me much. 12 hours ago, Ex-FAAWAFU said: It’s an Avian Stash... Not far off. Mrs P said she'd want another cockatiel after the children moved away, and I told her then it was my turn to be loved, which apparently was the wrong answer. 10 hours ago, CedB said: you should write for a living That was the dream, at one point. I sort of do now, if 280 characters or less counts as "writing". Just now, 06/24 said: Sorry for lack of updates, general exhaustion and lack of mojo means I have made no progress. No worries, Jonners, I'm almost caught up! 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehnz Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) With 3 sons, maybe I should feel some sympathy for Mrs Hnz? Nah, she manages to make us all miserable, all 5' of her. Steve. Edited February 21, 2018 by stevehnz 2 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'm SO glad I divorced after 16 months! Good luck chaps, you'll find me at the pub. Ian 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidragon Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Is 5' significant, I wonder? Mine is also of that approximate height, and I really have trouble remembering any time when I've been happy with her. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephLalor Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) On 2/21/2018 at 8:31 PM, Procopius said: Not too easy to organise that kind of demise for your enemies where I come from - whatever other types of snakes there might be in Ireland we don't have the ones of interest to herpetologists. Edited February 23, 2018 by JosephLalor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephLalor Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 On 2/21/2018 at 6:31 AM, Procopius said: * Five to go. I'm reminded by this of Fawlty Towers for some reason 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephLalor Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Apologies to 06/24 and Procopius for the continued thread hi-jack. I'm warming to the serpentine theme. Apparently back in 1970 Charlton Heston put on a production of Anthony and Cleopatra in the West End. Its run was short. The Guardian's review was subbed with the title, 'The biggest asp disaster in the world.' 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley John Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I can imagine Procopius in The Grotto in his best Dr Evil suit, pinky to his lip, muttering meh heh heh as he reports the demise of Mrs P's feathered friend. Will Mrs P be given a ransom demand of twenty new Airfix Phantoms to ensure no harm comes to the rest of her feathered chums...... tune in next week, same place, same time, same channel...... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procopius Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Sorry for the radio silence again, chaps. Last night, I managed to get a little time in the workroom, and attached the engines and glosscoated the Bisley. I here learned something else a bit dodgy with the fit: the interior locating nubs on the collector ring all needed to be sheared off with a sharp knife before they would sit well over the engines. Marvelous, Airfix. It's in danger of becoming a National Champion firm a la British Leyland. 20180224_231928 by Edward IX, on Flickr Look at that, comin' right atcha: 20180224_231957 by Edward IX, on Flickr Unfortunately, last night, Winston -- who has a bad cold and a history of coughing so hard he throws up -- coughed until he had a massive puke at around 2:00 this morning. It made him very sweet and cuddly, and it also turned him into an emergency room visitor, because not a ton of doctors are up around then. 20180225_025702 by Edward IX, on Flickr Each of these visits usually runs in the area of around four hundred bucks (285 quid) a pop, and it takes forever. We were there from 2:30 AM to 4:45 AM (he threw up a tiny bit again once he got there, without coughing, and they had to keep him longer), so we have a lot to look forward to when the bill comes in the mail. Here he is receiving $400 (after insurance) worth of high-end private medical care: 20180225_034750 by Edward IX, on Flickr On the plus side, Mrs P and I had a lovely and expensive date before all of this had happened, so we already knew life was better without children and weren't surprised at how truly awful it can get. On 2/21/2018 at 6:14 PM, Chillidragon said: Is 5' significant, I wonder? Mine is also of that approximate height, and I really have trouble remembering any time when I've been happy with her. It could well be. Mrs P is 5'9", and I like her a lot in general. 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beard Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Although I'd do a lot of things to get a lolly, I wouldn't want a private healthcare system (even if they gave out Nobbly Bobblies). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob G Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Procopius said: ...around four hundred bucks (285 quid) a pop, and it takes forever. Every time that I read about healthcare costs in the US, I'm glad that I live in Australia. Here, that visit wouldn't have cost you a cent. Admittedly, you'd still have had a long wait, but at least it would've been free. I had 9 days in ICU 12 years ago and it didn't cost me anything- I'd hate think what the cost there would've been. I hope the lad is on the improve and that your budget recovers from the rude shock in due course. And the wee plastic airyplane is looking the dog's too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsairfoxfouruncle Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) Sorry to hear about Winston ... I hope he gets better. The Plane is looking great so far 👍 Edited February 25, 2018 by Corsairfoxfouruncle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perdu Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/21/2018 at 23:10, stevehnz said: With 3 sons, maybe I should feel some sympathy for Mrs Hnz? Nah, she manages to make us all miserable, all 5' of her. Steve. Sometimes we think we are alone, it seems apparent, we aren't... Ever tried explaining maps? Their relevance to bus stops? Don't! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogsbody Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Rob G said: Every time that I read about healthcare costs in the US, I'm glad that I live in Australia. Here, that visit wouldn't have cost you a cent. Admittedly, you'd still have had a long wait, but at least it would've been free. I had 9 days in ICU 12 years ago and it didn't cost me anything- I'd hate think what the cost there would've been. I hope the lad is on the improve and that your budget recovers from the rude shock in due course. And the wee plastic airyplane is looking the dog's too. The same up here. Thank the deities for social healthcare. Chris 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procopius Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Well, two more non-emergency doctor visits later, Winston has (allegedly) gotten a little better. (He was throwing up all night and early morning last night and I had no sleep from 2 AM until a 1.5 hour nap at 4 PM, and then threw up on his way to the check-up at 5:30 PM.) My poor little hero tries manfully to make it to the toilet to throw up in it, pretty impressive since it's a floor down and on the other side of the house, and he's only two. He was afraid he'd throw up in his bed tonight, so I had to put a garbage can by his bed and sing him a reassuring song about it that I made up on the spot (really). He really is a sweet little guy. So no progress at much of anything lately. I need to go to bed now and get some actual sleep. 5 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme H Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Well all the models are coming along nicely, pity about Winston though, do hope all settles down soon and you can get back to a normal sleep pattern. Like @Rob G I utilise our Hospital system, although a lot more than he does, I've been there 3 times in the last 3 months, once in a free ambulance ride, mind you I had one of those and an overnight at Telford back in '07, again all free, so the UK is just as good, fortunately never had to utilise any US health care system yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedB Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Get well soon Winnie Hope you get some sleep soon PC Jon are you better now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06/24 Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 Better, but mojoless Winnie is a trooper Red snow warning here now. I understand the warnings about yellow snow, dinnae eat it, but red snow is a new one on me 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procopius Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, 06/24 said: Better, but mojoless Winnie is a trooper Red snow warning here now. I understand the warnings about yellow snow, dinnae eat it, but red snow is a new one on me What, you've never seen Fargo? 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedB Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Glad you're better Jon and I hope the mojo returns, when you're ready. Red warning? DON'T GO OUT. Not because you won't be safe (you're sensible, I know) but because you might get snowed OUT. Snowed IN good, snowed out BAD Fargo indeed, or do a remember the snow scene in Kill Bill? The one with Ishii in the garden? Like snow angels, only with unusually large hands, obviously... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbudde Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 3 hours ago, CedB said: or do a remember the snow scene in Kill Bill? The one with Ishii in the garden? Like snow angels, only with unusually large hands, obviously... Do you think about this? Urma Thurman deep in war and Meiko Kaji for the mood: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spadgent Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Hope Winston gets better PC, get yerself some fine kip. The bird if looking rather good too. Don’t worry about your mojo John, it’ll come back all on it’s own, just when you least expect it. John. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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