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Hello Spad,

Your house will became famous !!

I take the liberty to call on the Guiness book staff !

Nigel and me are preparing some more spiced chilli !

We want to record the speed of Percy, hope they'll be here before Tony make it back here.

Percy, the only supersonic puffin, There will be a commemorative monument on your front door !

Hey dear Gents, what will be the best idea ?? A giant malachite made Puffin ? About 6 feet high and just behind it, the silouhette of a Bell X-1,

What do you Gents think about ??

Look, noy only are we take care of your house, we made it famous.

Or maybe a Puffin riding a mock up of redstone, or a blue steel ??

Let me know dear Spad, what do you prefer ?

Sincerely.

CorsaircorpĀ 

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2 minutes ago, corsaircorp said:

Hello Spad,

Your house will became famous !!

I take the liberty to call on the Guiness book staff !

Nigel and me are preparing some more spiced chilli !

We want to record the speed of Percy, hope they'll be here before Tony make it back here.

Percy, the only supersonic puffin, There will be a commemorative monument on your front door !

Hey dear Gents, what will be the best idea ?? A giant malachite made Puffin ? About 6 feet high and just behind it, the silouhette of a Bell X-1,

What do you Gents think about ??

Look, noy only are we take care of your house, we made it famous.

Or maybe a Puffin riding a mock up of redstone, or a blue steel ??

Let me know dear Spad, what do you prefer ?

Sincerely.

CorsaircorpĀ 

:rofl:

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Simon.

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13 hours ago, AlexN said:
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:yikes:Ā I weren't casting the nasturtiums upon Mr Heath's cookin' ;).
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Fun Fact: my honours Ag Sci project involved nasturtiums.Ā Lots and lotsĀ of nasturtiums. More nasturtiums, in fact, than you could poke a stick at.
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AnotherĀ Fun Fact: nasturtium fruit can actually be used as an alternative to capers. If you don't have any capers.
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Fun Fact no. 3...Ā Aphids like nasturtiums, I can tell you that much: the other two parts of my project involved squillions of potatoĀ aphids - andĀ lots and lotsĀ of potato plants.Ā :hypnotised:

Why would I want to eat capers? I think I would rather eat rabbit droppings!

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1 hour ago, corsaircorp said:

Percy, the only supersonic puffin, There will be a commemorative monument on your front door !

Hey dear Gents, what will be the best idea ?? A giant malachite made Puffin ? About 6 feet high and just behind it, the silouhette of a Bell X-1,

What do you Gents think about ??

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:rofl::rofl:

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I'm in pain...

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My daughter has been impressed by Percy's speed,

Here's a quick sketch

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Hello Nigel,

IMHO, Percy is now addicted to harrissa and red hot chilli Pepper !

Hooooops !

Please Tony T, Don't mind us, we did for scientifical purposes:smirk:

On the other hand, you're now the proud owner of the fastest puffin in the world :bangin:

Oooooh Dears,

Who has puked behind the sofa and in the piano too ??

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7 hours ago, Spookytooth said:

Sorry about Percy TT, it was spectacular the way it passed the sound barrier, even the Mandrills screamedĀ with awe. The chickens looked worried though.

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Simon.

And did you see the look on the goat's face when it hit him in the rear? Priceless! The mess may take a while to clean up though.

Anyone seen TT's camel?

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Ian

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Me neither, smell of beer and banana, Is there one of you that gave some beer to the mandrills ??

Don't remind us eating bananas:whistle:, in fact, did we drink beers ???Ā :wicked:

Sincerely.

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6 minutes ago, limeypilot said:

And did you see the look on the goat's face when it hit him in the rear? Priceless! The mess may take a while to clean up though.

Anyone seen TT's camel?

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Ian

Ā A camel, he also have a camel or a pack of it ?

That will be the solution for cleaning up.

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41 minutes ago, limeypilot said:

And did you see the look on the goat's face when it hit him in the rear? Priceless! The mess may take a while to clean up though.

Anyone seen TT's camel?

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Ian

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RIP goat? I hope not, poor fellow. As to the camel, whereĀ hasĀ it got to? I haven't seen it in ages. Not since it put its foot through the telly and the miirror-backedĀ china cabinet. Perhaps it's out the back consorting with the chickens. Anyone checked on them lately, by the way?

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What a riot.

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1 hour ago, AlexN said:

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RIP goat? I hope not, poor fellow. As to the camel, whereĀ hasĀ it got to? I haven't seen it in ages. Not since it put its foot through the telly and the miirror-backedĀ china cabinet. Perhaps it's out the back consorting with the chickens. Anyone checked on them lately, by the way?

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What a riot.

Someone should. They were last seen tucking into one of Nigel's recipes!

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Martian

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I love the smell of mandrills in the morning. It smells like Britmodeller...

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Which of you was stalking up and down outside the house last night wrapped in a set of Johnny's curtains with a torch and a bottle of creme de menthe shrieking 'I am the new Doctor!' A neighbour has been in to complain....

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17 hours ago, corsaircorp said:

Hello Spad,

Look, notĀ only are we take care of your house, we made it famous.

Or maybe a Puffin riding a mock up of redstone, or a blue steel ??

Let me know dear Spad, what do you prefer ?

Sincerely.

CorsaircorpĀ 

Let's go for blue steel.

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you guys!Ā :drunk:

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Johnny

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ps. Just caught up with the other posts!:oĀ sounds like I'm going to have to remove my "from a pet and smoke free home" comment from my eBay listings.:lalala:

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20 hours ago, Martian Hale said:

Why would I want to eat capers? I think I would rather eat rabbit droppings!

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I wouldn't want to eat either, or the nasturtium fruit, pickled or otherwise. Tasty pizza from The Baron, though: I did wonder what those green things woz...

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18 hours ago, corsaircorp said:

My daughter has been impressed by Percy's speed,

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Great picture, corsaircorp. Congratulations to your daughter. Really captured the essence of the pre-goat-interaction Percy.

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Hey-up, here's trouble. I think we've been sprung by the owner...although rumour has it that he is hiding in the New Forest, too scared to come out. :door:Ā <-- not exactly a forest but you know what I mean.

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12 hours ago, TheBaron said:

I love the smell of mandrills in the morning. It smells like Britmodeller...

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Which of you was stalking up and down outside the house last night wrapped in a set of Johnny's curtains with a torch and a bottle of creme de menthe shrieking 'I am the new Doctor!' A neighbour has been in to complain....

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It was'nt creme de menthe, but petrol of Nomandy.

Highly recommended beverage, as though as the Poteen but with a smell of apple, around 85Ā°

I was searching for my Dogge, she had a race with TT's camel.

And I was searching for a doctor because we badly need forceps to try to get Percy out of the goat's basement !!

I now wait for a colleague from AA, we'll try with a winch and a crowbar.

As soon as Percy (and the goat) are free from each other, we will have lots of capersĀ :idea:

We will do it outside Spad don't you worry too much.

Sincerely.

Corsaicorp

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6 hours ago, limeypilot said:

He's playing at Robin Hood from what I heard. Wait a sec, his name's John...is he HUNTING Robin Hood?

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Ian

here he isĀ 

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=schreck+robin+hood&&view=detail&mid=2A1F8CA74F1A5FDED7062A1F8CA74F1A5FDED706&FORM=VRDGAR

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4 hours ago, The Spadgent said:

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Guys. Have an opportunity to visit Bournemouth tomoz. Any model shops you recommend ? I have spending money.Ā :giles:

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you wouldn't be going as far as Eastleigh Southampton would you?

AC Models are pretty good, and they got a load of airfix Martin B57 Canberras in 1/48 going for Ā£6.99

That's not a typo!! May have to ask but the last time I asked, they had LoadsĀ 

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Also an excellent sweetie shop in Winchester at the top of the High Street!

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18 hours ago, rob Lyttle said:

you wouldn't be going as far as Eastleigh Southampton would you?

AC Models are pretty good, and they got a load of airfix Martin B57 Canberras in 1/48 going for Ā£6.99

That's not a typo!! May have to ask but the last time I asked, they had LoadsĀ 

IMG_20170309_170315

Also an excellent sweetie shop in Winchester at the top of the High Street!

Raaaaah, Would I dare to ask ?

Canberra Airfix 1/48 ??

Would have one at 6,99Ā£, incredible.

If we can meet in Telford, I would ask if you take one of them for me....

Very nice deal...

Sincerely.

CC

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