A soundtrack to build your Star Wars kits to

[Jessica]

But don't do anything delicate the first time you listen to it because you're sure to be laughing too much. There are now officially no more internets to be won, because these guys just won them all. The best experience is to be had watching it on Youtube. Here's the first video:

 

[The Chief Smeg]

That is epic. Almost as good as cassette boy's David Cameron version of Eminem's Lose Yourself

[Will Vale]

Crying with laughter Poor Luke...

 

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[Will Vale]

I am reminded of that time a few years ago when I was trying to explain Disneyfication to my then-7-year-old daughter.

"Imagine Star Wars, except the Death Star is a giant beach ball and at the start Luke sings a song called 'I wish I was a Jedi now' in an excruciatingly whiny US accent."

 

It's not that I don't love my Uncle Owen,
but his chores keep me from where I should be goin'.
When I head for Tosche Station
he demands an explanation!
I wish I was a Jediiiiiii nooooowwww!

 

I don't hate Aunt Beru but I would hate ta
fix another moisture 'vaporator!
They see me only as droid labour,
I'll never get my own lightsabre.
I wish I was a Jedi now.

The only thing round here on which I'm kee-een,
is bulls-eyeing Womp Rats in my T-16.
I know that I could find my place
in life if I could fly in space!
I wish I was a Jedi now.

 

Her verdict was that she'd rather not have pudding than have to watch Star Wars: The Disney Musical

 

Will

[Kallisti]

"Luke is in the desert and whining"... utter utter utter genius, completely love it!!!