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The fella that wrote this need some SERIOUS professional help.....now!

 

When I started reading it, I thought it must be a parody, but the tone is way too consistent not to be genuine.

 

Cheers.

 

Chris.  

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Definitely my favourite stanza. Actual. Poetry.

 

 T-80 is last and most advanced Soviet MBT, a true pinnacle of Soviet Planned Economy and result of wise policy of the Party. Soviet Guards needed a Superior weapon to wipe out hordes of imperialists, which herded their workers and peasants into Malls and Hypermarkets to suck their hard-earned money for another shiny thing that they don't need and distract their attention by TV talk shows about their cheating husbands and elections of another man, who already was payed by capitalists and exploiters of working class! The only way to combat sex and drugs culture of the West is hard steel and gas turbines of the East!

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1 hour ago, Duncan B said:

My head hurts!

 

Duncan B

That's because:

you had a brain injury, or you are sick with the "Arrogance of Westerners" syndrome, discovered by great doctor of the Soviet Union - awarded by the Order of Stalin Ivan Milyukhin Robinovichev.”

 

Apparently.

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