Sgt.Squarehead Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 How well do you know your Soviet era MBTs? Check out this useful, if not entirely unbiased, guide: http://sturgeonshouse.ipbhost.com/index.php?/topic/961-communist-tracked-boxes-with-pancake-turrets-dont-you-dare-to-confuse-glorious-t-80-battle-tank-with-kharkovite-t-64-tractor-that-doesnt-work/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spruecutter96 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 The fella that wrote this need some SERIOUS professional help.....now! When I started reading it, I thought it must be a parody, but the tone is way too consistent not to be genuine. Cheers. Chris. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Vor!!! Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Wow i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Holy badger poop! What did I just read? That's crazy!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehnz Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 That makes Wikipedia look like a bastion of accuracy & objectivity. Steve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasermonkey Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Whether it was intentionally humorous or not, I laughed all the way through that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julien Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 What did I just read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie @ Sovereign Hobbies Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Is even better if read in Russian accent. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killingholme Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Definitely my favourite stanza. Actual. Poetry. T-80 is last and most advanced Soviet MBT, a true pinnacle of Soviet Planned Economy and result of wise policy of the Party. Soviet Guards needed a Superior weapon to wipe out hordes of imperialists, which herded their workers and peasants into Malls and Hypermarkets to suck their hard-earned money for another shiny thing that they don't need and distract their attention by TV talk shows about their cheating husbands and elections of another man, who already was payed by capitalists and exploiters of working class! The only way to combat sex and drugs culture of the West is hard steel and gas turbines of the East! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinnerboy Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 bet he's fun to have a pint with 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan B Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 My head hurts! Duncan B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorby Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Duncan B said: My head hurts! Duncan B That's because: “you had a brain injury, or you are sick with the "Arrogance of Westerners" syndrome, discovered by great doctor of the Soviet Union - awarded by the Order of Stalin Ivan Milyukhin Robinovichev.” Apparently. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonM Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Someone should ask him about a proper tank- T34! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantome Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Hilarious! And definitely written in jest. " The T-80U use Lenintation device to levitate above ground and see end of capitalists invaders hordes " I mean, c'mon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidave4 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Very amusing read, and some really useful information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriamodeling Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 And btw the driver and the cameraman in the T-72 tank engine sound are speaking Hungarian. Perhaps one of the last dozen of T-72s of the H.D.F. :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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