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      Switched Identities   18/06/17

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In Peru, the kangaroos

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Like licking dirty toes

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It's an antisocial habit

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like the nuns wear

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When they run marathons

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They're now called Snickers

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who are? the nuns?

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No. They're called 'Sister' :lol:

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I blame Whoopi Goldberg

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don't we all! 

 

Hello

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is anybody in there

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No came the reply

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Posted (edited)

as Jehovah witnesses knocked

 

(what's the difference between a Freightliner and a Jehovah witness? you can close the door on a Jehovah)

Edited by busnproplinerfan

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the stuffing out of

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next door's pet gerbil

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called Penelope. It always

 

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Ate beef on sundays

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after preaching at evensong

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to the choir behind

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the shed in private

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MacDonald's favourite under pants

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while chasing the sheep

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for mugging his collie

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