jacksdad Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) Ok, as a wee bit of light relief from the GB I thought I would have a side competition. While leafing through one of my 190 books I saw this and thought "I wonder what they are saying?" So, what I would like you guys to come up with is a humourous script for the photograph linked to the GB. I think what I will do is next Saturday (17th March) is pick a winner (well in my opinion) and send them a wee something as a prize. So without further ado here is the picture Of Walter Nowotny and Kurt Tank looking at a model of the 190 during Nowotny's visit to the factory. My effort. Nowotny "I think it is about 2mm to short." Tank "Mmmm. Nein, I think it's more like 3." So, over to you guys and have fun. You can enter as many times as you like. Steve EDIT ; I'll try and get a clearer picture. Edited March 24, 2012 by jacksdad64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullardino Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny "I think Galland's a much better modeller than you, Kurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny "I think Galland's a much better modeller than you, Kurt" Very topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gajman Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 'Obviously that shade of green is incorrect. I tell you Tank, the sooner they invent colour photography the better!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moofles Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 How the hell do I get it off this stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Gott in himmel! Why can't Trumpyboss ever get the lower foofooflange deflector bracket correct, it's almost one millimeter out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Man on left: I sink zat zee aerodynamics vould be much improofed by remoofal off ziss large vheel on zee bottom. Kurt Tank: Mein collar iss itchy. Cameraman: Who put ziss mesh ofer my lens? Eye thangyew... I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tank152 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny, wait till the "colour police" on Britmodeller see this. This is obviously the wrong shade of 76! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin77 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny:- Vell i'm very dissapointed, i entered zis into ze 48th class at Telford, but missed out on ze first prize to somvone called Hitler.........i'm mean come on, whos called zat nowadays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arniec Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny: Where ist my hatch for zhe Beer Tank? Tank: That ist besides zhe hatch for zhe Bradwurst (sousage). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mottlemaster Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "with this new disc droptank we wont have to land for a week " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyL Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 'Very nice Kurt. If we could make these in plastic, I reckon we could sell a few' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "Kurt, look, look just there, I told you so" "Mien Gott, you're right Keffer "Made in China" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) As vee can see zer is a makers mark on ze base. It says Eduardagawa. If zit came up for auction you are looking at 5000 Deutsch marks. Zis is the best example I have seen here on ze Antiques Roads show. Vait till I tell Fiona Bruce, she vill be ze gob smacked ya. Edited March 9, 2012 by jenko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitfan Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "Must come up with some clefer personal insignia for zis, and I shall fotograf it only once. Hee-hee. Keep those modellers guessing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mottlemaster Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 So Kurt i dived on to the clay pigion from 2000m but there was a trap!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul J Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) WN: Vat think do you off zis neu luft plane? Kan you maken a real one? KT: Hmmm...I vill have to sure maken ze joints are besser filt ven Ich bild mein fur ze kreig effort in time for luftwaffe '46 Edited March 9, 2012 by Paul J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish fairey Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) I tested one of these for the Luftwaffe the other day, it can land on a playing card, never seen a whist drive break up so quickly.... Edited March 9, 2012 by swordfish fairey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Nowotny. "Eh, Kurt.........Where are the guns?" Tank. "Oh, bugger. I knew I forgot something." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul J Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) .... or... KT: I bilt zis for the FW Gruppen Bild Walter. WN: Ja, Ja, but ze is kolor wronk und wo ist ze vheels. Rules say mussen be on ze vheels! You vill laffed out of ze skal-hyper forum be!! (rofl) Edited March 9, 2012 by Paul J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Tank " If I straighten my cap I sink I can fit in!!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Tank; you've left ze price on. If you had said; I know vhere to get zem cheaper!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul J Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 WN: izn't ze AEW dish supposed to on ze toppen be? KT: Verdamnt! Ze Spezial Gruppen Interestung vill haff to vait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_H_ Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "....unt Heir Gaston says it's fatally flawed?" Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenko Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 It'll never fly..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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