Beardie

and go bare knuckle

or only Scotch mist

Oh yes and more (I don't like just having one or two of anything)

best out of three

a crispy bacon delight ( There has to be bacon and pastry delight to go with the name 'Smoky Puff!)

is a nasty illness (Sounds like something along the lines of Montezuma's revenge or the Delhi Belly)

go west young man (Funny how that was advice for young and adventurous Americans and then became a term for copping yer whack)

story of my life

about the smelly feet

bad case of rabies (Never heard of a good case though)

has lost his guide

out among the stars (I'm still waiting for transport off this benighted rock. I reckon my aliens compadres have forgotten me!)

can a mule enter? (I tried to use the other term for a mule and the forum substituted 'Bottom' for it! which read rather peculiarly)

going for a song

on my coffee table (now that's an interesting piece of furniture!)

Hitler only had one

full of hot air

licking lead paint again

for really adventurous vegans (With a death wish)

mine is snow white (and the seven dwarves and I don't mean the Disney offering )

government is absolute madness ( Yep there is always someone getting buried (well a few pebbles fall on their heads really) or their JCB sprays it Hydraulic fluid everywhere and they need to go buy some O-rings but then they find a big Opal or Gold nugget and so they just manage to scrape by and can buy themselves dinner and another tank of fuel. Of course they probably get a few grand off the TV producers too. )

that one hunting Opels? (According to the Telly half of Australia are hunting Opals, but still dirt poor and the other half are hunting gold but, once again, are still dirt poor. On the other hand they are making JCB and the producers of diesel to run them rich)

get in the van

that's a difficult sentence (Life without parole I believe is the original concept)

the Lord of Emissions (What goes down just might come back up)